Man, between <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/?p=9660" target="_blank">zombies,</a> <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/02/this-seemed-funnier-the-first-time" target="_blank">predator</a>, and <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clueless_%28film%29" target="_blank">Alicia Silverstone</a>, Jane Austen is a giant whore.