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KSK Off-Topic: The Song of Frances Barton


Yesterday, resident KSKentuckian flubby directed our attention to this story, and without dipping into too much hyperbole, I can say that it is at once the saddest and funniest thing I've read all week.

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YYYYAAAHHH!!! Welkaaah’s Gettin’ Whiteaaahh!


While Tommy Brady's droppin tha Hulk Hogan big boot on them daaahkies in the Big Apple, auld numbah one receivah Wes Welkaaah is fillin' up on the fortahfying seed a' the great Mistah Chaaahlie.

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Daaaahkie Day is Really Paytreeuts Day


All ya haters say we gowt a problem with tha daaaahkies in Bahstan but we elected a black gov'nah in Massachusetts and it's nice to see the daaaahkies finally gave us something in return: A day off to celebrate tha Paytreeuts domination a' tha Chaaaaaarjahs and a return to tha Sooper Bowl.

Tommy from Quinzee

The Fackin’ Paytree-uts Ahh 17-0 Now, You Fackin’ Flarrriduh White Trash!


Did you fackin' facks from Flarrriduh really think you could keep up with Tawmmy Braydee and my beloved Pats.

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Omigod, Such A Big Game! What Do I Wear To The Stadium?


Omigod, everyone's gonna be watching and I haven't got a THING to wear.

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