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Peter King Is A Student Of The Oldest, Ancient-est School There Is

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In Peter's last column before his month-long vacation, he talks about Russell Wilson's contract then wastes everybody's time with filler.

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Peter King Wants You To See How Wrong He Can Be

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In which PK spends his football column talking about his daughter's wedding and how disgusted he is by poor people.

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Peter King Is Concerned That Odell Beckham Didn’t ‘Earn’ The Madden Cover

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Peter King has a less-than-useful interview with Bob Kraft and then admits the NFL Draft is basically a crapshoot.

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Peter King Just Knows We’re All Going To Hate Roger Goodell’s Idiotic Decision On Ballghazi

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Peter King cannot come up with a good reason why Tom Brady should be suspended but thinks it should be one or two games.

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Peter King Describes Randy Gregory’s Depression As a Character Flaw

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In which Peter King describes Randy Gregory's depression and anxiety as character flaws.

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Peter King Quotes The NFL’s Top Attorney Comparing The Concussion Settlement to ‘To Kill a Mockingbird’

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Peter is still blaming all the NFL's domestic violence screw-ups on the failure of law enforcement.

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Peter King Buries An Important Story About Rodney Harrison Crying In The Bathroom

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Stories about fart pranks, thoughts on Tim Tebow and Peter acting unsettled by the Britt McHenry video. All in all, a very fart-heavy column.

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Peter King Wants To Know If Sarah Thomas Can Handle The Weight of History

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This week, Peter King tries to ramp up the drama for Troy Polamalu getting into the Hall of Fame then questions the readiness of the NFL's first female ref.

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Peter King Would Like To Know How Many People a Long Snapper Has Killed

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I shifted through baseball factoids so you didn't have to.

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Peter King Wants Credit For An Idea That Wasn’t His And He Wants It Now

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Peter King knows nothing, but when he does know things, you should definitely credit him all the time.

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Peter King Got Roger Goodell To Sit Down And Tell Him Nothing

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Peter King gets an exclusive interview with Roger Goodell and gives us mostly nothing.

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Peter King Worries About The ‘Public Battering’ Facing Greg Hardy’s Future Employer

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Peter King has one scoop but you have to read through 6,000 words of nonsense to get to it.

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Peter King Says Chip Kelly Is Not One For The Holler Guys

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Peter King says Chip Kelly doesn't put up with talkers, unless it's the N-word and it's Riley Cooper.

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Peter King Has Exclusive Computer Renderings of a Stadium That May Never Exist

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Very critical answers on whether A.J. Hawk is a pro's pro contained within.

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Peter King Can Maybe Sorta See Sam Bradford To The Browns For Reals Kinda

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Can Jameis Winston survive the intense pressure of being THE MOST SCRUTINIZED DRAFT PICK SINCE SOME GUY LAST YEAR? Let’s find out!

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Peter King Is Still Ranting About Putting Rapists In The Hall of Fame

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Peter King is really determined to tell you that Darren Sharper deserves Hall of Fame consideration.

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Peter King Says It’s Not Fair Everyone Is Still Picking On The NFL About Domestic Violence

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There's also a distinct lack of Russell Wilson quotes about God helping him out this week.

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Peter King Says You Are Demeaning Yourself By Not Being Upset About Marshawn Lynch Grabbing His Crotch

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Marshawn Lynch grabbing his junk is destroying the youth of America but newspapers making ball joke headlines is HILARIOUS!

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Russell Wilson Told Peter King That His Awful Game Was Just God Setting Him Up For Triumph

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Peter King gave Russell Wilson an offensive player of the week award. Yup, he sure did.


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