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Peter King’s MVP Vote Is A Tie Because Of Course It Is

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Beware, this week also includes Peter's take on Serial.

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Peter King Annoyed That Sean Payton Believes PK Actually Thinks Things He Thinks He Thinks

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Why can’t you just let Peter King think thoughts that he thinks he thinks in peace?

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Peter King Can’t See That The MVP Award That He Votes For Is Pointless

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J.J. Watt doesn't care about the MVP award. He shouldn't.

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Peter King Now Pretending Like He Was Against The Ray Rice Suspension All Along

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Peter King was just fine with the indefinite Ray Rice suspension when it was handed down. Now that it's been overturned? Not so much.

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Peter King is a Self-Proclaimed Nerd About Everything

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Detail nerd. Logistics nerd. Beer nerd. Covering up domestic abuse nerd. PK has all the nerdiness.

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Peter King Is Sick Of These Glory Boy Navy SEALs

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Also Jim Caldwell is the best coach ever, it seems.

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Peter King Commends Ben Roethlisberger For Not Raping Anyone In a While

| 117 Comments

Also it's probably PK's most phoned-in column of the year.

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Peter King Plus Pearl Jam Puns Equals Kill Me Now

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Plus Ben Roethlisberger had a big game because passing is easier now. Just don't tell Peyton Manning.

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Peter King Says Calvin Johnson Has Secretly Been Ruining the Lions By Being So Good

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Also some very nearly pornographic details about Peyton Manning and Brett Favre.

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Fun With Peter King: Father Time Catches Up With Everyone

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As far as boring Peter King columns go, this one is pretty much one of the most vanilla and boring ones yet.

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Peter King Gives The Command: NFL Uber-Focus Engage!

| 119 Comments

It's National Coffee Day so you knew Peter King would be extra strength awful.

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In This Time Of Crisis, Peter King Says To Call in The Czars

| 164 Comments

Goodell needs a domestic violence czar, says old man who is not entirely sure what a czar is.

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Behold, the Most Disingenous Peter King Column To Date

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Peter King is troubled by what has happened with the NFL. He should be. It's partially his fault.

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Peter King Answers to the Commish

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Peter has a lot to answer for.

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Peter King Reported The NFL Saw The Ray Rice Video Before He Reported They Didn’t

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Peter King already reported the NFL saw the elevator video back in July.

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Peter King Finds Anonymous ‘Team Architects’ To Trash Michael Sam

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PK also portrays Roger Goodell as a fearless visionary for changing NFL policy on domestic violence despite extreme pressure to do so.


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