ARRESTS

And Now She’s Fired: WWE Just Released Emma (Updated)

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WWE Diva Emma has been released, following Monday's arrest for shoplifting an iPhone case from a Hartford WalMart.

FUTURE ENDEAVORS

Longtime WWE Announcer Josh Mathews Has Been Released, Apparently

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According to sources, Josh Mathews has been released from WWE. Josh Mathews. The announcer guy? The one from Tough Enough? Little guy.

AMERICAN PIE

JTG Gets The 70s Folk Rock Tribute He Deserves In ‘The Day The Wrestling Died’

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This is easily the best Don McLean-themed parody tribute to the firing of long-employed wrestler JTG we've heard today.

BRODUS CLAY

Fired WWE Stars Update: The Funkasaurus Is Going To Japan To Protect Dolphins, Curt Hawkins Has A Death Wish

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In an update on yesterday's WWE firings, Brodus Clay has decided to protest dolphin murder and Curt Hawkins is about to BE murdered.

3MB

Hold On A Minute, Player: WWE Just Released Teddy Long And 9 Other Superstars (Updated)

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The deadly spring rush of WWE releases is upon us, as Teddy Long, Jinder Mahal, Brodus Clay, Askana and others have been let go.

DANNY BURCH

Leave The Memories Alone: Mason Ryan (And A Few NXT Talents) Have Been Future Endeavored

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Mason Ryan, probably best known to WWE audiences as "not Batista," has been released alongside several other NXT developmental talents.

FUTURE ENDEAVORS

Thanks For The Botched Memories: WWE Has Released The Original Sin Cara

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The man who originally wore the mask of Sin Cara has been released by WWE, making one of the worst big name runs ever officially toast.

FUTURE ENDEAVORS

Kaitlyn Has Left WWE And That Evil Chickbusters Reunion Is Never Going To Happen. BRB, Crying.

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Former WWE Divas Champion Kaitlyn has left the company effective today, to explore opportunities outside of sports-entertainment. KAITLYN NO.


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