#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

SCHADENFREUDE WEEKEND AT THE BOX OFFICE

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Funny People is the best thing Adam Sandler's done in 10 years and it still made $11 million less than I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry in its opening weekend, which is why I don't clean up dog poop and purposely piss on the seat in public restrooms.

#TRAILERS

WEEKEND PREVIEW: THE WORST

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Wow, there are some turkeys opening this week, folks.

SPECKLES THE STAR NOSED MOLE

NIC CAGE HAS A GREAT IDEA, EVERYONE!

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Nic Cage recently sat down with <a href="http://splashpage.mtv.com/2009/07/14/exclusive-nicolas-cage-wants-to-do-a-reconceive-for-ghost-rider-2/">MTV</a>, who asked him about the possibility of Ghost Rider 2.

#TRAILERS

I LIKE THE MEXICAN ONE

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This is the trailer for Jerry Bruckheimer’s kid movie G-Force.

JERRY BRUCKHEIMER

GUUUUUUUHHHHHHH…..

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G-Force, Jerry Bruckheimer's movie about guinea pig spies (featuring Nic Cage as the voice of Speckles, the star-nosed mole) has a poster, and it's every bit as nauseatingly pandering as you'd expect.

SORCERERS APPRENTICE

JERRY BRUCKHEIMER STILL SOULLESS, EVIL

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The poster for Jerry Bruckheimer's Prince of Persia will appear inside Jerry Bruckheimer's Confessions of a Shopaholic as background ads in Time Square, alongside ads for Jerry Bruckheimer's G-Force, Jerry Bruckheimer brand colostomy bags and Jerry Bruckheimer douche nozzles.

#tracy morgan

GUINEA PIGS ARE THE NEW CHIHUAHUAS

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I’m not sure what the best part of the new trailer (video below) for Suckheimer’s G-Force is.

#tracy morgan

BRUCKHEIMER TAKES DUMP IN GENERATION GAP

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Jerry Bruckheimer might be the most brilliant moron in the world, and his next project is.

#tracy morgan

NIC CAGE IS… SPECKLES THE MOLE

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Nic Cage, Steve Buscemi and Tracy Morgan have signed on to do voice work for Jerry Bruckheimer’s upcoming G-Force.

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ZACH GALIFIWHATSHISFACE IS IN MOVIES

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Hollywood Reporter is reporting (typical, right.


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