Would Julia Roberts Be A Star If ‘Pretty Woman’ Went With Its Original Dark Ending?

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The "Pretty Woman" you know and tolerate nearly had a very different, and much better, ending.


Andy Garcia was almost in Big, but the studio said he was “too Puerto Rican”

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Penny Marshall recently wrote a memoir, My Mother is Nuts, which is apparently full of Hollywood stories in addition to the usual blah blah my family stuff that's always in memoirs (kudos to Penny for not revealing some decades-old story of molestation and/or drug use to promote her book, that alone speaks to her being a class act).


‘Louie’ Recap: The 7 Most Soul-Crushing Moments From ‘Late Show’

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The seven most soul-crushing moments and quotes from the "Louie" episode, "Late Show."


Nobody Wanted To Watch ‘New Year’s Eve’

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This weekend marked the worst overall box office gross since September 19, 2008, as Americans only spent $67.


Al-Qaeda’s Latest Recruitment Tape Stars Katherine Heigl and Jon Bon Jovi

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New Year's Eve is New Line/Warner Bros' latest attempt to capitalize on the throw-10-trite-premises-at-the-wall-and-call-it-a-day formula of Valentine's Day, which itself was basically Love Actually with more vignettes and famouser actors. Directed by the hollowed-out husk of Garry Marshall, it stars a who's who of bland white jagoffs who make me want to kill myself, including Katherine Heigl, Ashton Kutcher, Jon Bon Jovi, Josh Duhamel, Zac Efron, that chick from Glee, and a billion other people including a cameo by Ryan Seacrest, in what appears to be an earnest attempt to create cinematic ipecac. A vom-com, say. My God, if I could kick a movie in the stomach... You can watch the just-released trailer below, if you dare. The horror, the horror... There's an earnest, clean-shaven idealist who believes in true love! A bearded cynic who hates holidays! A career woman looking for love! A single gal who's made a life checklist with an arbitrary deadline! HOW DO THEY COME UP WITH THIS STUFF?? Wait a second, where's the precocious child who doles out insightful relationship advice? TOMMY, GET IN HERE! It is my fervent wish that everyone involved with this project have their face ripped off by chimps. Does this film look interesting to you? Congratulations, you are an awful boring yuppie woman and we should NEVER HANG OUT EVER, NOT EVEN AT WINE PARTIES. It must be stopped. [via MSN who are terrorists].

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Of course Justin Bieber will be in the Valentine’s Day sequel

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Capitalizing on the success of hokey clichés stuffed into a manufactured-emotion machine (aka Love Actually), New Line Cinema made a similar Al Qaeda recruitment video for release on Valentine's Day, which they ingeniously titled, "Valentine's Day.



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Remember when Valentine's Day came out and the stars were goofing about doing a Laverne and Shirley movie with Jessica Biel and Jennifer Garner.



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Above is the trailer for Valentine's Day, a hastily-slapped together compilation of nauseating clichés aimed at brainless women and their dickless boyfriends starring Ashton Kutcher.



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The Valentine's Day trailer starts with that new Black Eyed Peas song and quickly transitions to a scene in which Anne Hathaway's character refers to the crazy sex she just had with TOPHER GRACE.

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