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Report: Four Gay NFL Mascots In Discussions To Come Out Together


Former Baltimore Ravens linebacker Brendon Ayanbadejo caused a stir last week when he told the media that as many as four current gay NFL players are considering revealing their sexuality to the public together, so as to alleviate the pressure each would face individually.

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Cosplay Showdown: Tom of Finland Wet Dream vs. Hunched Over Colonial Williamsburg Employee. WHO YA GOT?


This Sunday's game is billed as the last the Patriots have a legitimate shot at losing, even though they're 10 1/2 point favorites and still have dried Tony Kornheiser spooge stains on their jerseys from last Monday.

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Steely McLovin Is An Organ Donor


I went to the Steelers/Redskins game Saturday with the D.C. contingent of that disparate collective that is Steelers fandom at the fetid and unwieldly hovel that is FedEx Field.

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Where You Been? Whole Steel Industry’s Been Gay For Years


Steelers fans,What the fuck are you trying to do to me.

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