Oh thank God.
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Jennifer Love Hewitt, who stars on one of those TV shows about ghosts, went on George Lopez's talk show to promote her book and complain about how the tabloids are mean and unfair to her.
I realize the fact that Jackie Chan's The Spy Next Door exists isn't exactly news, but when <a href="http://warmingglow.uproxx.com/">Ufford</a> snapped this picture of this ad in his neighborhood, even knowing that such a movie existed wasn't enough to prepare me for the poster.
Kandy Yams & Her Hams Beyonce's Dad Slapped with Paternity Suit [TMZ] Arrest Made In Erin Andrews Peephole Case [Deadspin] Nike SB Dunk Summer 2010 Preview [SN] I Have NO Standards [Afrojacks] Game and Movie Industry to Converge [IGN] Judge Accused Of Spanking It During Divorce [...].
Today in "future cancellation" news, TBS has announced that it will enter the late-night fray in November with a <a href="http://www.thrfeed.com/2009/03/tbs-enters-latenight-game-with-lopez.html" target="_blank">talk show starring George Lopez</a>, best known for his work telling jokes you didn't laugh at.
George Lopez recently took a page from Dane Cook's playbook, apologizing for his part in the Beverly Hills Chihuahua trailer, which was loathesome enough to spawn an its own <a href="http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/14/business/media/14chihuahua.html?_r=2&ref=business&oref=slogin&oref=slogin" target="_blank">New York Times article</a>, and an entire YouTube category devoted to <a href="http://hollywood-elsewhere.com/2008/07/cheewahwah.php" target="_blank">reaction videos</a>.