WETLANDS

‘Wetlands’ Is Back With More German Perversion In This NSFW New ‘Pink-Band’ Trailer

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'Wetlands' gives you all the bodily function and dysfunction humor you can handle. Don't worry, it's German.

small penises

An Accused Flasher Is Claiming Innocence On Grounds That His Penis Is Too Small

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The real victim in this case is the wife of the minimally endowed accused flasher.

#TRAILERS

That Ultra-NSFW Kink Fest From Germany Has A Trailer Now

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Wetlands is a German movie about a girl who's obsessed with rubbing her junk on dirty toilet seats and eating her own smegma.

#2014 FIFA World Cup

Bo Dallas Has A Motivational Message For Every Sad Miami And Argentina Fan In The World

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WWE's Bo Dallas has a motivational message for anyone sad about LeBron James or the results of the World Cup final. What a nice guy!

#2014 FIFA World Cup

Germany Defeats Argentina In Dramatic World Cup Finale

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Germany vanquished Argentina in 120 minutes of chippy, impassioned football.

#2014 FIFA World Cup

Germany Whooped The Hell Out Of Brazil And The Internet Had A Spectacular Time

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As Germany got out to a 5-0 lead early in its World Cup semifinal match against Brazil, fans on Twitter started with jokes and photoshops.

#2014 FIFA World Cup

The USMNT Can’t Lose Now That Hulk Hogan Has Physically Threatened Germany

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WHATCHA GONNA DO, GERMANY, when Hulk Hogan physically threatens you and you have to lose to the U.S. Men's National Team at the World Cup?

#2014 FIFA World Cup

Let’s Check In On Berlin’s Preparations For The 2014 FIFA World Cup

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World Cup fans in Berlin are already hard at work preparing the city's public viewing area with more kegs of beer than the eye can see.

SORRY

Here’s A Terrifying Video Of A Plane Almost Landing On A Sunbather In Germany

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A pilot came in a little low for his landing next to a German beach, narrowly avoiding a presumably terrified sunbather.

SOCCER

The Soccer Ghost Is Back And Ready To Mildly Haunt Some Soccer

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The soccer world continues to be haunted by ghosts! Here's a ghost running out onto the field and sorta interrupting a game. GHOSTS Y'ALL.

VATICAN

In A Shocking Story, Cocaine Was Seized By German Officials Headed To The Vatican

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Cocaine was found headed toward the Vatican by German officials. You'd think praying was enough.

#Animals

Two Ridiculously Adorable Polar Bear Cubs Made Their Debut At A Zoo In Germany

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Hey everybody, come look at the adorable twin polar bear cubs that were introduced at the Hellabrun Zoo in Munich, Germany today!

TAX FRAUD

A Former Playmate Of The Year Was Jailed For Failing To Report Gifts From Her 86-Year Old Lover

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Swetlana Maslowskaya reportedly failed to report $2.5 million that she'd received in gifts from her very wealthy and very old sugar daddy back in 2004.


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