Steve Johnson Eats Ass

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I don't want to be presumptuous, but is it safe to assume that a guy who orders, proudly displays and probably eats a birthday cake shaped like an enormous black lady-ass probably doesn't have healthy relationships with women.

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Important News: Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian are Engaged

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New Jersey Nets forward Kris Humphries has officially proposed to his girlfriend of six months, reality TV star Kim Kardashian, and the story is ONLY AVAILABLE IN PEOPLE MAGAZINE (or here, I guess).



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Lemme tell you, sometimes it's worth being a day late on a story in order to get high-res pictures of the sexy athlete in question.

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