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So Long, Gigantosaur — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse


Shawne Merriman announced his retirement from the NFL on Tuesday.

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Can The Rams Draw More Than 227? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse


The Rams will attempt to set the world record for most fake mustaches worn in the same place at once during their Week 1 game against the Redskins, during which fake salt-and-peppery Jeff Fisher 'staches will be given to fans.

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Electrolytes Out!


Or, alternatively: X MARKS THE RAPIST.

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The Rape-Off: Crazy Cowboy Lady vs. Frenzied Sex Gnomette. WHO YA GOT?


Rape is certainly no laughing matter, despite the fact that we poke fun at it on a near hourly basis on this blog.

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They Stab! They Rape! They Stab and Stab and Rape! Stab Stab Stab! Rape Rape Rape! It’s the Merriman and Ray-Ray Shoooooowwwwww!


LaToeInjury has shocked the football world by picking a time other than the playoffs to be injured, so Tiny Darren will have to slip beneath the murderous implements of the Ravens defense today.

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Shawne Merriman Gets a Shot at Assault with Tila Tequila


It's eight days until the Chargers open their season against the even more rapidly disintegrating Raiders (who in the last 24 hours have cut their best quarterback and traded a future 1st round pick to the Patriots for a 30-year-old slightly above average defensive end with one year left on his contract) but Rapeasaurus is already in midseason form, getting a battery charge - which sounds so appropriate for a Charger - for [dons responsible blogger pants] allegedly [removes pants] choking and "restraining" (I think that's legalese for stuffing her in a cat carrier) unexplainable celebrity Tila Tequila.

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Some Questions Better Left Unasked


Shawne Merriman: I am find no good.

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Cheaters vs. Cheater. WHO YA GOT!?


ContestantsCheating Cheats________"The Gigantosaur"Real NameThe New England Patriots_________Shawne MerrimanMisdeedReconnaissance________________'RoidingFetishVoyeurism______________Rape, devouring worlds, rape.

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