STEVEN SODERBERGH

GINA CARANO IS MOVIE RELATED, SO THERE.

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(larger versions below) The magazine industry has been choking on giant horse balls lately, say industry experts, but <a href="http://insider.espn.go.com/proxy/proxy.dll/insider/magazine/index" target="_blank">ESPN</a> has found the obvious solution: come out with a "body issue" and put Gina Carano topless on the cover.

THE A TEAM

WHEN MMA MET MOVIES

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(In retrospect, "Cutie McPretty" wasn't the most intimidating nickname) The last we heard about <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/08/rampage-not-playing-baracus" target="_blank">Rampage playing BA Baracus in the A-Team movie</a>, The Sun had reported he'd been cast, then his publicist denied it.

SORORITY ROW

DAILY CIRCLE JERK: GARY BUSEY EDITION

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Daily Circle Jerk Links: Louis CK has a new TV series coming to FX, with at least 12 episodes in development.

STRIKEFORCE

CYBORG STOPS GINA CARANO IN ROUND ONE :(

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I love Gina Carano like an adopted Chinese teenage girl, but even I have to admit that she got her ass blasted last night.

MMA

GINA CARANO +160 ‘DOG VS. CYBORG SANTOS

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Some of us can't wait for the pugnacious woman-on-woman action stemming from Gina Carano's matchup with Christine "Cyborg" Santos [She's from the future.

MMA

CARANO WON’T FIGHT DURING *THAT* TIME…

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We're about two weeks away from Gina Carano fighting Cyborg Santos for the undisputed championship of my weekday blogging lust.

#TRAILERS

GIANT BLACK GUY KARATE FIGHT!

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If <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/drop-everything-new-black-dynamite-clip" target="_blank">Black Dynamite</a> star Michael Jai White doesn't become the next big action hero, the terrorists have won.

MMA

OMG THERE’S A GINA CARANO SEX TAPE?!

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Kit Cope has told the world that he has in his possession a video of himself engaged in carnal relations with MMA goddess Gina Carano.

SPORT SCIENCE

GINA CARANO HAS MANY WAYS TO HURT YOU

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I think having the bloodflow temporarily cut off to my brain is a small price to pay for waking up in the lap of MMA vixen Gina Carano.

MMA

THIS WOMAN FIGHTER WILL HAUNT YOUR DREAMS

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Cristiane "Cyborg" Santos is fighting MMA icon and WL wunderbabe Gina Carano on August 15th, and so I find this video doubly frightening.

TITAN

SERIOUSLY THOUGH, THIS IS A HORRIBLE IDEA

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/carano-titan.jpg"></a>Penis.

POSTERS

MEGAN FOX IS ALL WET

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This picture of Megan Fox is from the set of <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2007/10/diablo-cody-now-writing-every-movie" target="_blank">Jennifer's Body</a>, and unfortunately doesn't show much, unless you have a face fetish or some such perversion.

MMA

GINA CARANO’S FIRST TIME

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I've never tried to rationalize the chubby that I get from a certain girl from Vegas that could probably pummel me into a coma, but that's great thing about MMA's Gina Carano; there's so many ways that she could leave you a drooling mess.

SYD BLAKOVICH

LESBIAN MMA PORN? LESBIAN MMA PORN.

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The San Francisco Chronicle today has <a href="http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2009/01/08/violetblue0108.DTL" target="_blank">an article</a> about lesbian MMA porn.

STREET FIGHTER

CHUN-LI NEEDS A THIGHMASTER

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These are the latest pictures of Kristin Kreuk as Chun-Li in Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun-Li, directed by <a href="http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005647/">Andrzej Bartkowiak</a>, the legendary auteur behind Doom and Cradle 2 the Grave (notice how it's not called Cradle 2 Tha Grave.

MMA

GINA CARANO DOES NOT LIKE GIRLS

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Gina Carano stood the world of mixed martial arts on its head when she proved that mankind could be sexually aroused while watching someone get their brains beaten out of her head.

MMA

GINA CARANO IS ABOUT TO BE MORE POPULAR

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Gina Carano is the face of women's mixed martial arts, and a very pretty one at that.

MMA

ELITE XC FAILED SPECTACULARLY

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Mixed martial arts promotional brand EliteXC and its parent company ProElite have folded, according to an <a href="http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2008/writers/josh_gross/10/20/elitexc/?eref=sircrc" target="_blank">SI.com report</a>.

SETH PETRUZELLI

KIMBO SLICE IS OFFICIALLY A FRAUD

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Fast-forward to 4:55 for the beat-down Saturday night's EliteXC card wasn't particularly awful to watch, but it was disastrous for CBS.

MMA

SEXY MMA STAR IS SICK OF YOUR LABELS

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So I keep having this dream where I'm in one of those big shower rooms with all these college girls.


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