Here’s Everything You Didn’t Need To Know About Tom Brady And Gisele Bundchen’s Relationship

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Here's everything you didn't want to know about Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen's relationship.


Here’s The Complete List Of Women Leonardo DiCaprio Has Allegedly Dated

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Leonardo DiCaprio has dated practically every gorgeous woman in Hollywood and the modeling world.


Watch Gisele Bündchen Show Off Her Singing Voice (And Nothing Else) For H&M


For H&M's new fall fashion campaign, Gisele Bündchen recorded her very own version of The Kinks' "All Day and All of the Night."


Kevin Garnett's Honey Nut Cheerios And Other Athletes Re-Imagined As Breakfast Foods

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In one of the better “Boys will be boys” stories of this early sports year, New York Knicks forward Carmelo Anthony reportedly took offense to something that Boston Celtics forward Kevin Garnett said to him during Boston’s 102-96 victory on Monday night.


4.26 The Cooler

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Katherine Monsalve DJ Quik Tells All The Stories Behind His Classic Records [Complex] Wes Welker, Gisele Bündchen Are All Good [LBSports] Beyond Pot Brownies: The New Cannabis Cuisine [Time] 26 Comedians Who Are Smarter Than You [HuffPost] Thurz: The L.


Brooklyn Decker Takes Off Her Clothes For GQ, Would Totally Do Gisele

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Brooklyn Decker has made a smooth transition from model to movie star with her roles as the object of Adam Sandler's bikini'd affection in Just Go With It and as Lieutenant Commander Whoever in the upcoming blockbuster Battleship, but we'll always remember her as the wife of tennis star Andy Roddick and as the lady from the cover of the 2010 Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue.


2.8 The Cooler

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Six GIFs Of Jeremy Lin, The Most Surprisingly Exciting Player In The NBA Right Now [Buzzfeed] The Most Vilified Sports Wives And Girlfriends [Forbes] College Has “Morning After” Pill Vending Machine [News One] How Twitter Captures The Heartbeat Of Current Affairs [Venture Beat] The [...].


Call Your Bookies: We’re Breaking Down Super Bowl XLVI’s Prop Bets

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As I mentioned earlier in my Peabody Award nominee post about Princess the Prognostic Camel, I’m not much of a gambler.


Tom Brady Should Just Retire And Live Off Of Gisele’s Fortune

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When Tom Brady dumped his girlfriend, actress Bridget Moynahan, while she was pregnant a few years ago, I couldn’t believe what a dick he was.


Tom Brady Was Asking For A Meme

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It's incredibly hard to make fun of Tom Brady.


Tom Brady Is Into Oral…B

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Patriots quarterback Tom Brady and noted supermodel Gisele Bundchen were in Brazil this weekend, and I'm guessing that either Brady is sporting the kit of some local team or that Oral A involved something with another dude.

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This Week In Chicks Who Bang Athletes

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When news broke over the weekend on celebrity gossip sites that Tom Brady’s supermodel wife Gisele Bundchen was seen canoodling with another man in London, I thought to myself, “Burnsy, you’re also incredibly handsome and have been photographed with goats, how is this going to affect Brady against the Miami Dolphins on Monday Night Football.


Gisele Wants Her Breasts Sucked For 6 Months

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This isn't exactly news, but just like whenever we see your mom strung out on the floor in the garage, we still have to hit it.

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A while ago, I reported that supermodel Gisele (short for Jizz Gazelle) was reading the script for Austin Powers 4.



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According to the Boston Globe, supermodel Gisele Bündchen is being considered for the female lead in the fourth Austin Powers movie and has already been given the script.

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