Posts Tagged: GODDAM HIPSTERS

BICYCLING

All Hail Cat Bike Guy, King Of The Hipsters

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As a resident of Austin, TX, I don't like to throw shade at hipsters.

ALONZO MOURNING

‘Indie Basketball’ Combines Our Love Of The NBA, Indie Music And Puns

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People send and Tweet a lot of links to me each week and the results range from tame and general to bizarre and borderline terrifying, but every now and then somebody shows me something that just makes me giggle with delight, and that’s good for everyone.

CHRIS MULLIN

This Week In Original Etsy Sports Merchandise – 2012 Summer Olympics Edition

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Earlier this week, I scoured the Internet to put together my official 2012 Summer Olympics Team USA viewing gear so I could properly cheer on my nation’s best athletes from the comfort of my favorite bars.

BEN GIBBARD

How Do You Say Goodbye To A Legend? By Writing An Emo Song About Ichiro

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The New York Yankees bounced back from their humiliating 4-game sweep at the hands of the Oakland Athletics over the weekend by not only beating the Seattle Mariners 4-1 on the field, but also by crushing the spirit of the entire city.

CHAPS OLYMPIAD

The Chap Olympiad Put The Olympics To Shame

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For as much as we tend to bag on hipsters – despite probably qualifying for entry-level hipster status – I have a great deal of respect for those valiant promoters of vintage, because they produce some events that are just delightfully random.

2012 SUMMER OLYMPICS

Just What The Olympics Needs – Quidditch

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For those who haven’t heard, quidditch is an imaginary sport that was created by author J.

GODDAM HIPSTERS

Hey, Remember That Brooklyn Cyclones Hipster Night?

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Back in May, we told you about <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2012/05/hipster-night-at-the-ballpark-whatever">the Brooklyn Cyclones’ incredible plan to celebrate America’s independence</a>, by honoring the people who care the least about everything – hipsters.

Baseball

Hipster Night At The Ballpark? Whatever

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One of the first things that I plan to do whenever I eventually visit New York City for the first time ever is get 200 lap dances in a row at Rick's Cabaret.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

The Best Of The 2012 Old Timey Coney Island Strong Man Spectacular

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If I had to define and specifically choose one dream job for myself for the next 365 days of my life, I’d want to travel around the country, attending the most bizarre and ridiculous competitions.

Baseball

Morning Links: Hooray, This Stupid Thing Can Finally Do Its Job

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Thanks, Omar Infante, now that guy going the long way around to get a hot dog is soaking wet.

CAMBRIDGE

Hipster Elitist Ruins British Boat Race Because He Hates Elitists

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Ever since that whole “Occupy” thing started way back when, I was always curious as to why there weren’t more protesters at sporting events, railing against those millionaire athletes and billionaire owners for having all that success and money and not giving it away for free.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

Finally, Artistic Peeing Is An Actual Contest

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We don’t often get to talk about art around these parts, and that’s a shame, because I like to fancy myself one classy son of a female dog.

GODDAM HIPSTERS

Look At These F*#$&@% Hipsters: The 2012 World Naked Bike Ride

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Over the weekend, while we were busy with more important things like Tiger Woods’ knee, Peyton Manning’s jet and Dwight Howard’s flip flops, people were gathering in major cities across the globe to help preserve a better future for our billionaire athletes and us to live in.

ALISON BRIE

Morning Links: A Penny For Your Thoughts, A Five To Keep It Live

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I tell people that "God" by John Lennon is my favorite song, but it's really this.

2011 NBA LOCKOUT

This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.

2011 WORLD SERIES

Zooey Deschanel Will Put A Scarf And Skinny Jeans On The World Series

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The World Series got off to the best start imaginable for everyone on Earth last night, as the St.

AT LEAST IT'S COMPETITIVE

The Best Of The First Annual Los Angeles Beard And Mustache Championships

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Just because we’ve previously covered the incredibly prestigious <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/05/the-2011-world-beard-championships#page/1">World Beard and Mustache Championships</a>, we’re not opposed to covering facial hair contests on the regional circuit, especially when it’s for the betterment of the U.


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