This May Be The Greatest Vigil Ever Held

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We like to joke around a lot about how pathetic and obviously fake the marriage between eventual NBA free agent Kris Humphries and Kim Kardashian was, but the humor goes a long way to cover up the same anger and contempt that we all share for the way these fake celebrities manipulate this country’s TV zombie audience, how it led to a colossal payday for the Kardashian Klan, and how Kim has the last laugh after only 72 days of marriage.


Zooey Deschanel Will Put A Scarf And Skinny Jeans On The World Series

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The World Series got off to the best start imaginable for everyone on Earth last night, as the St.


The Best Of The First Annual Los Angeles Beard And Mustache Championships

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Just because we’ve previously covered the incredibly prestigious World Beard and Mustache Championships, we’re not opposed to covering facial hair contests on the regional circuit, especially when it’s for the betterment of the U.


Why Is Everybody So Obsessed With Pillow Fighting Records?

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For far too long the Philippines have languished in a void of cultural irrelevance, known primarily for their women becoming nurses or mail order brides.


Cue The Hipsters In 3… 2… 1…

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On June 25 and 26, teams from across Europe will travel to Gravesend, Kent (England) and the Vigo Rugby Club to participate in the fifth-consecutive Bike Polo European Cup.

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The Costumed Crazies of the 100th Annual Bay To Breakers 12K Race

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Continuing our love for zany, kitschy, costumed, drunken and nude competitive events, the great people of San Francisco hosted the 100th annual Zazzle Bay to Breakers 12K race this past weekend, and there were plenty of costumed, drunk and naked people in attendance.


Another Reason To Hate The Tesla Roadster

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The Tesla Roadster is an electric car powered by over 6,000 lithium-ion batteries.


Get Your Scarves Ready, Hipsters

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As teams from approximately 60 colleges and high schools strap broomsticks between their legs and pretend to fly to Manhattan for the 2010 Quidditch World Cup, I find myself almost shocked to tell you that the worst part of this story isn't that hundreds of Harry Potter fans have turned this "sport" up a notch.


Strokes Singer To Pen New Mets Song

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While the New York Mets aren't technically out of the National League East hunt, they are realistically screwed.



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People often argue that professional golfers are not real athletes, like football players and competitive eaters.

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Brooklyn -- the NYC hideout for grown-up nerds (ahem) that brought us whiffle hurling -- has now introduced a new "tennis" tournament: Wiimbledon (the extra "i" is for "inane").

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