<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/gammasquad/2011/11/5-captain-planet-episodes-that-went-horribly-wrong/250px-captain_planet" rel="attachment wp-att-50417"></a>We all fondly remember Captain Planet as a show that taught us about environmentalism, saving the Earth, and how it's OK to make fun of a superhero if his power sucks (too bad for you, Ma-Ti.