Johnny Sugar

Alex Smith Awards: Fitzmagic Lives Edition!

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Fitzmagic's graduate thesis is disproving the existence of the Titans.

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The Chiefs Refused To Make It Close

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A few bad bounces doom the Chiefs. Also falling behind 17-0.

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Broncos-Chiefs SNF Live Blog, Second Half

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The Broncos lead big at half and aren't afraid to fake a punt or go for it on 4th down.

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Broncos-Chiefs SNF Live Blog

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The Broncos said nice things about Eric Berry this week. Now they try to deal a critical blow to the Chiefs playoff hopes.

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Alex Smith Rankings: Everybody Sucks Edition!

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It's a difficult time for Alex Smith Rankings, because almost none of our favorite middling quarterbacks have been so much as adequate lately.

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Alex Smith Rankings: Long Live Hoyer Country Edition!

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Hey gang, it's time to see which just-below-average, average, and just-above-average quarterbacks are doing just enough to not completely screw things up for their teams!

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Week 5 Late Games Open Thread

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Alex Smith gets a shot at revenge and it's DREW STANTON TIME in Denver.

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Patriots-Chiefs Live Blog, Second Half

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The Patriots offensive struggles continue as the Chiefs offense is rolling with two Jamaal Charles touchdowns.

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Patriots-Chiefs MNF Live Blog

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Probable low-scoring game! Star players hurt! Alex Smith's first game against Tom Brady! Who can't get crunk for that? Actually, you might need to get crunk for it.

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Mike Mayock Called Alex Smith ‘Sneaky Athletic’

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Stop being so underhanded with your athleticism, white people.

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Chiefs-Colts Wild Card Live Blog

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Andy Reid has the body of a Colts fan.


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