ZAK PENN

‘WarGames’ Remake Coming From The Guy Who Wrote ‘X-Men: The Last Stand’

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The 'X-Men: The Last Stand' scribe will now attempt to ruin a beloved film that earned an Oscar nomination for its screenplay.

the o.c.

Not Fanfiction: Seth Cohen Married Blair Waldorf

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Summer Roberts fans everywhere grieve.

#AMAZON

Amazon Enters The Fan Fiction Business. This Will End In Fire.

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In which we rant about writers getting screwed again, this time by Amazon's new Kindle Worlds fan fiction store.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: We’ll Miss U, Leighton Meester

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The best and worst of what's on TV tonight, including "Gossip Girl" series finale.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: Michelle Trachtenberg and Drag Queens

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Gossip Girl (CW) – My fiancée watches “Gossip Girl” (necessary disclaimer), and every season of the show is more nonsensical than the last.

#Christmas

Warming Glow’s Guide to TV Gifts Under $15 for People You Hate

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It's Secret Santa season, the time of the year when you're forced to buy cheap "holiday" presents for your fellow office workers because a memo from the Powers That Be tell you to.

THE SECRET CIRCLE

Here’s the New 2011-12 CW Schedule, For Some Reason

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The CW unveiled its new fall schedule, which I will share with you because it's important to know what shows you're never going to watch.

JESSICA SZOHR

‘Gossip Girl’ Is A Good Show

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Perhaps I should clarify, regarding the headline.

relationships

Awww Yeah, Blake Lively Is Single

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This is really in the realm of "gossip" instead of "television news," but I'm reporting it because it's fantastic news: "Gossip Girl" co-stars Blake Lively and Penn Badgley have broken up after three excruciating years together.

the cw

‘Gossip Girl’ Season 4 Trailer

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Below is the first promo for Season 4 of "Gossip Girl," a show that's targeted towards teenagers but watched mostly by single women with blogs.

the cw

Nobody Watches The CW

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The season's final Nielsen ratings are out, and it's official: absolutely no one watches the CW.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: JESUS, ‘GOSSIP GIRL’

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Gossip Girl (CW) -- I would absolutely let Leighton Meester and Blake Lively violate me with a croquet mallet.

#Comics

‘GOSSIP GIRL’ TO BE MORE WANK-FRIENDLY TO JAPANESE BUSINESSMEN

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Big news in the world of high-minded literature today, as "Gossip Girl" will be made into a Japanese manga comic.

LEIGHTON MEESTER

WELL HELLO LEIGHTON MEESTER

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GQ named Leighton Meester "Obsession of the Year" for its December issue, and I don't know if that award comes with a trophy or a restraining order, but the important thing about it is that it justified a lingerieffic photo shoot by Mark Abrahams.

the cw

VIDEO: ‘GOSSIP GIRL’ THREESOME. KINDA.

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Here's all the action that "Gossip Girl" had to offer for the much-hyped threesome.

WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

WHAT’S ON TONIGHT: WHOLE LOTTA MEH

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Gossip Girl (CW) -- I still can't care any less about this show, but I sure do like looking at Blake Lively and Leighton Meester.

the cw

COMING SOON: LESBIAN KISSING, THREESOMES

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NBC has just released this promotional still from next Monday's episode of "Heroes," in which Claire (Hayden Panettiere) waterskis over a shark kisses Gretchen, played by Madeline Zima (Zima: it's not just for getting teenagers drunk any more).


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