DAMN GOVERNMENT

A Georgia Woman Is Suing Over A City Ordinance That Requires A Prescription To Buy Sex Toys

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City officials in Sandy Springs passed a law to require prescriptions for sex toys, and businesses and people are not happy about it.

FEDERAL CRIME

A Man Was Fined $525 For Not Paying $.89 To Refill His Soda

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Free refills clearly don't exist in the federal government.

ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE

Must Watch: Seth Rogen Testifies Before The Senate About Alzheimer’s Research

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"Yes, I’m aware this has nothing to do with the legalization of marijuana." Seth Rogen testifies before a Senate committee on Alzheimer's Research.

incompetence

SHOCK: The United States Government Is Terrible At Cybersecurity

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Did you update your software just now? You literally have better cybersecurity than some departments of the United States government.

SKINNY PUPPY

This Band’s Music Was Used As A Torture Method, So They Sent The Government An Invoice

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The U.S. government used their songs as a torture device, so Skinny Puppy made the U.S. government pay. Literally.

COLLEGE

The Government Is Making Bank On Student Loans! Isn’t That Great?

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$1.2 trillion in student loan debt is creating big profits for the government and big pains for students.

GOVERNMENT

New Poll: America Likes Hemorrhoids And Cockroaches More Than Congress

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According to Public Policy Polling, more Americans like having hemorrhoids than they like Congress. Sounds about right.

amc movie theaters

Washington DC Businesses Are Offering Federal Employees Free Stuff During The Shutdown

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Federal employees out of work during this government shutdown are being treated to a variety of free things from grateful Washington DC businesses.

Panda Bears

A Government Shutdown Could Cost Us The National Zoo’s Live Panda Feed

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If a government shutdown occurs, the National Zoo would have to shut down its panda cam. Oh, and a lot of people won't receive their paychecks, too.

funny

Dramatic City Council Commercial

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Here's the most over-the-top local access ad you'll ever see, courtesy of Whitehorse City Council.

FART ATTACKS

The Five Most Important Things About The Federal Employee With ‘Uncontrollable Flatulence’ Story

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While many of us were taking a break from the world wide web, the shades-of-Jerry-Gergich story was taking over the internet.

2012 ELECTION

Ron Swanson’s All-Time Government Quotes Are Here To Save The Day

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Thankfully we can count on the world's greatest fictional libertarian in times like these.

GOVERNMENT

License Plates Scanned At Border Shared With Insurance Companies

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License plate readers: violating your privacy and aiding government stupidity since 2005.

GOVERNMENT

This Anti-Counterfeiting PSA Is Just Ridiculous

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Let's be clear about something: <a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/38707619.pdf">counterfeit goods are, indeed, a problem</a>, do, in fact, have ties to organized crime, and are, as a rule, fairly crappy and worthless, so you shouldn't buy them.

CONGRESS

Meme Watch: Pizza Is Apparently A Vegetable

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Last week, the United States Congress <a href="http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/ezra-klein/post/did-congress-declare-pizza-as-a-vegetable-not-exactly/2011/11/20/gIQABXgmhN_blog.html">passed a revised agriculture appropriations bill</a> that basically stated that 1/8th of a cup of tomato paste could qualify as a half cup of vegetables in terms of nutritional value.

army

US Government Working On M.A.S.K. Technology

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The US government has big plans for the battlefield of the future and they look a sound an awful lot like an 80's toy commercial.

COMPUTERS

DEPARTMENT OF DEFENSE LOVES THE PS3

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The Department of Defense is buying 2,200 PS3 consoles to upgrade one of their supercomputers, currently a linux cluster of 336 PS3s being used by the USAF.


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