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Lawrence Vickers: Latest Victim Of Ants In The Pants

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DamienGet More: SOUTHPARKmore... I would like to submit the lede of this story in a contest for the worst opening for a novel ever.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

Tebow Bashing, Sports Illustrated Has It – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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RT @jasonlynch: You're aware your own site tweeted about those INTs and asked "Trouble in paradise.

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Undrafted Linebacker Chooses Evil Over Injury

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One of Peter King's Tryout Guys, Andrew Sweat, an undrafted linebacker from Ohio State, said that rather than report to camp with the Browns and risk possibly dealing with a lifetime of lingering concussion issues, Sweat instead is going to law school.

STUPID PEOPLE

The Dolphins Are Dumb

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Based on the vomit-soaked poop kabobs the Dolphins have rolled out at quarterback over the last few years, it comes as no surprise that they have been in the market for a new signal caller.

Unsilent Majority

KSK Kommenter Draft: Latin American Dishes

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This should provide adequate sustenance for the next round of the NFL draft.

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Bring Me The Sideways Head of Frank Gore

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'Bout to be another day of pearl-clutching over bounties up in.

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Drunk Blogger Is Now Your Drunk Editor

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Some of you may have noticed that there's been a recent uptick in posting and that most of those posts have been written by me.

#THE SIMPSONS

'The Simpsons' Had A Message for Fans Last Night

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After the show's 500th episode last night, the staff of "The Simpsons" shared this message with viewers.

Unsilent Majority

KSK Mock Draft: Simpsons Quotations

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Since the dawn of time man has yearned to gather their favorite Simpsons quotes in one place.

#south park

What’s on Tonight: ‘South Park’ Finale

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South Park (Comedy Central) -- Season finale.

Politics

This Is Serious: Help Stop the Very Real Prospect of Widespread Internet Censorship

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I'm sorry to divert attention away from meaningless TV news, but there's something very real that threatens the way we use the internet.

local news

Coonskin Cap Witness: Florida or Ohio?

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There was an attempted robbery of a credit union, and the local news found a local bystander who witnessed the unsuccessful getaway.

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Jets/Ravens Live Blog: ‘The Mad Backer’ D Party

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Rex Ryan and Derrick Mason Go Bawlmer Trolling During the Sunday Night Football Night In Redundancy Night pregame show, Bart Scott dubbed himself "The Mad Backer" which is just about as stupid a nickname as the "T-Sizzle" moniker belonging to former teammate and tonight's opponent, Terrell Suggs.

Sports

My Submission to the Springfield Film Festival

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Our sporty friends at With Leather have been all over the excitement in baseball last night -- from pictures of sad Red Sox faces to charts about Boston's epic collapse to an inspired edition of the Dugout -- but I couldn't help but take one little TV highlight and share it here.


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