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If you're like most Americans, you do that thing where you go PFFT, WHAT, YOU MEAN SOCCER when somebody calls soccer "football.
The adjective the announcers use to describe this goal is Datsyukian ("of or relating to Pavel Datsyuk"), but to me it was absolutely Isaiah Riderian.
This is the closest I've seen soccer get to pick-up basketball, and from the look of things it was almost as competitive.
If there's one thing we don't cover enough on this blog, it's the International Ice Hockey Federation Division III Championships.
Four seconds is not only the amount of time I would last in bed with that lovely goddess Larissa Riquelme in the picture above, but it is also how long it took an Italian soccer team to score against some other Italian soccer team I can't spell or pronounce.
We finally tracked down some video of Wayne Rooney's bicycle kick goal against Man City over the weekend.