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Patriots Invoke The Curse of Bieber

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You'd think a Belichick team would be smarter than this.

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Oh No, The Patriots Are Getting The 1 Seed

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Bill Belichick got his first win at Lucas Oil Stadium.

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HAPPY PATRIOTS SCHADENFREUDE DAY

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It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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AFC Championship Live Blog, Second Half

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Patriots looked bad early but same was true in November.

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The Colts Only Needed Eight More Injuries And They Had It

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At least Luck's unkempt beard game has surpassed the rest of the league in year two. He'll have to work on the rest.

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Terrible Call Saves Patriots Against The Browns

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Factory of Sadness gets a little help from the refs, but delivers the sadness.

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Ryan Clark Said Tom Brady ‘Sees Ghosts’

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Steelers safety Ryan Clark is studying up on how to be an ESPN talking head for a second career when he retires from the NFL in a few years.

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Tom Brady Is A Sad Yankees Fan

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It's not a secret that Tom Brady is a fan of the New York Yankees, much to the dismay of Massholes everywhere.

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‘FAHGET THE BABY, PUT A HELMET ON TAWMMY!’

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Forgive the double dose of Tom Brady posts today, but we would be remiss not to feature this picture of Tom Brady and Gisele riding on a quad on a beach in Costa Rica with their newborn daughter, Vivian Lake, strapped to Gisele's chest.

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Protect The Shield — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Here's an animated short goofing on Roger Goodell and his ongoing quest to protect the shield from the no-account ne'er-do-wells of the football world.

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FACK YOU, WELKAHHHH

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The Patriots lowballed their gritty little scrapper and now he has left for the slightly less off-puttingly white pastures of Denver, where he'll become the new Brandon Stokley for Peyton Manning for the next two years, provided Pey-Pey's neck doesn't break and Welker stops dropping critical passes in the post-season.

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Rob Gronkowski The Greyhound Is Crushing It

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There's a new bad boy in greyhound racing.

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Zoltan Mesko In A Speedo Holding Chihuahuas Because Off-Season

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Why did Zoltan Mesko feel inclined to tweet a photo of himself in a Speedo holding chihuahuas while ankle-deep in a swimming pool.

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Commie Brady Knows He Gets More Than His Fair Share

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Tom Brady's new contract extension has been the talk of the NFL all week.

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Gronk Is Sorry About The Fiesta

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Rob Gronkowski is having another off-season where he is enjoying himself in his free time and that's a controversy because sports media is the worst.


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