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Gronk Has An Offer To Be In Porn

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Companies keep trying to pay football players to have sex.

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Thomas DeCoud Has Baldinger Finger – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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via Falcons safety and occasional DX member Thomas DeCoud broke his middle finger in the regular season finale against the Buccaneers.

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Happy Patriots Schadenfreude Day

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The Super Bowl matchup is set and the Patriots are not in it.

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Three Of Four Finalists Return For Conference Title Games

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In the AFC, one of them will be without a Gronk and the other will be without a Billy Cundiff.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, Second Half

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Action started with a Danieal Manning 94-yard opening kick return to set Houston set in the New England red zone.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

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After an early afternoon reprieve from regular season rematches, it's back to teams that have seen each other in the recent past.

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Arian Foster Flips The Troll Tactics On Dan Shaughnessy

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Boston Globe columnist Dan Shaughnessy is such an incredibly hacky trolling dickhead that even Boston sports fans typically disavow the notion that his views are representative of their own.

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Gronk Spikes A Gatorade Bottle; Now Gronk Cannot Be Friends With Peyton Manning

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Based on the highly scientific method of observing the dearth of people commuting at the subway stop up the street from me this morning, it appears that a lot of folks have already taken off for the holidays/apocalypse.

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Tom Brady Appears To Have Assimilated Peyton Manning

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No other way to explain the conehead that Dreamboat is sporting while taking his dog and child out for a stroll.

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49ers-Patriots Live Blog, Second Half

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The Niners owned the first half, but the scoreboard reflects a game not entirely out of reach for New England.

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49ers-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

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via Last week, it was Houston that arrived in New England for what was billed as a showdown of AFC powerhouses.

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The Best Moments From Texans-Patriots

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Another fine example of why Peter King is afraid to have fully formed opinions about things.

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Oh, Texans

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And with that, there's no hope of an NFL prime time being watchable for the rest of the regular season.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

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The Texans and their fancy new letterman jackets travel to Gillette Stadium to do playoff ramifying battle with the New England Patriots.

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Patriots-Jets Live Blog, Second Half

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Through one quarter, the Jets had only managed to commit one crushing turnover and were actually hanging with the Patriots.

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Patriots-Jets Live Blog, First Half

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Now that everyone's had a chance to gorge themselves, time to pass out as the Patriots put more distance between themselves and the rest of the AFC East.

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Meast and Least For Week 11

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After Rob Gronkowski broke his forearm on Sunday, everyone had a good laugh at the Patriots in general and Bill Belichick in particular for being his usual dickish grumblelord self by running up the score late in a certain victory and having it backfire on him.


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