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The Best Moments From Week 11 Sunday

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I doubt anyone looks good cheering wildly for their favorite team, but this mongoloid in the J.

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Your Week 11 Late Games Open Thread

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via Alternate title: Ogre versus Troll.

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Mitt Romney Is A Patriots Fan Who Might Not Know How Many Titles They Have

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I've said before that sports gaffes are the absolute last thing you should judge a political candidate on.

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Your Week 8 Early Games Open Thread

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Despite the NFL's best efforts to disappoint its lusted after international market, this year's game in London actually has a fairly even matchup for once.

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Prank War – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Packers receivers Greg Jennings and James Jones are engaged in a prank war, with Jennings landing the latest salvo.

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Your Week 7 Late Games Open Thread

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via The combination of bye weeks and regular Thursday Night Football leaves us with a two game late afternoon slate, topped by 3-3 teams vying for supremacy of a perfect storm of mediocrity.

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Tom Brady Is A Wet, Sad Loserface

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Haha, his life is impossibly perfect except right now.

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Come Get Your Manningface

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Gotta find something to celebrate about decisive Patriots victories.

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Your Week 5 Late Games Open Thread

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At long last, a much heralded meeting of the Gronks.

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Tom Brady’s Swearing Actually The Result Of Teammate Trolling

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While we were correct in identifying that Tom Brady was spotted by CBS cameras saying "F*ck you, bitches" on the sideline after his rushing touchdown in the third quarter of Sunday's game was confirmed by an official review, we were wrong in assuming that the outburst was directly angrily at the Bills or their fans.

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Meast And Least For Week 4

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This image of Brandon Lloyd cheesing so hard into the camera as he dove into the end zone against the Bills made the rounds on the blogosphere yesterday.

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‘South Park’ Offers The Cleanest Depiction Yet Of Tom Brady Drinking A Child’s Ejaculate

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The season premiere of South Park tackled the concussion and head injury crisis in football, in the roundabout yet still biting way that South Park typically approaches topical issues.

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Bill Belichick Receives Relatively Mild Ginger Hammering

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After the Ravens' winning field goal on Sunday night went suspiciously close to going over the uprights, Bill Belichick ran down a scab ref and grabbed him by the arm.

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This Is All Too Much

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The outrage over the scab refs has boiled over.

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Patriots-Ravens Live Blog – Second Half

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Torrey Smith scored a touchdown midway through the second quarter.

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Patriots/Ravens Live Blog – First Half

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original pic via As you're well aware if you have even a cursory following of the NFL, the Ravens lost to the Patriots in the AFC Championship Game last season because Lee Evans is awful.

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The Best Moments From Week 2 Sunday

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Even though the result of the night game never seemed in doubt, yesterday was a tremendously exciting Sunday.

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Tom Brady Plays Receiver, With Photoshoppable Results

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Before Wednesday's preseason finale against the Giants, Tom Brady went through pregame drills with the receiving corps.

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KSK 2012 NFL Prekkake: New England Patriots

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The Patriots once again lost in the Super Bowl to the Giants thanks to yet another late 4th quarter comeback drive orchestrated by Eli Manning.

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It Is What It Is And That’s Football

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Turns out Michael Vick is gonna be okay, at least until the next time he takes the field, following the scare on Monday night after he took a nasty hit to the torso by Patriots linebacker Jermaine Cunningham.


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