THE HEATLES

Shane Battier Made Actual Heatles Posters That People Can Buy For Charity

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To benefit his Take Charge Foundation, Shane Battier had limited edition 'Heatles' posters made for Miami Heat fans to buy.

#PRO WRESTLING

Now Every Player On The Miami Heat Is WWE Champion And Greg Oden Is Better Than Daniel Bryan

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LeBron James followed up his request for a WWE Championship belt by requesting belts for EVERYBODY on the Heat, and WWE made it so.

TYLER HANSBROUGH

10 NBA Nickname Jerseys That You Probably Won’t See On The Court This Season

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While we know we'll see Ray Allen in a Jesus Shuttlesworth jersey this season, here are some NBA players nickname jerseys that missed the cut.

SLAM DUNKS

Of Course Greg Oden Had A Dunk On His Very First Play With The Miami Heat

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Greg Oden played in an NBA game for the first time since 2009 and dunked on his very first touch.

SPORTS

Former No. 1 Draft Pick Greg Oden Signs With Miami Heat

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Place the over/under wayyyy over 200,000 jokes, gifs and memes about Greg Oden and LeBron looking alike before the start of the regular season.

SPORTS

NBA Big Man News: Demarcus Cousins Wants To Remain A King, Greg Oden To Choose Heat, Spurs Or Pelicans

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The Kings avoided relocation to Seattle, shipped Tyreke Evans out of town and locked down a new owner, general manager and head coach.

local news

Let’s Hope Greg Oden’s Half Brother Isn’t Completely Like Him

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Joe Jones III is the son of a former college basketball player and half-brother of former NBA No.

SPORTS VIDEOS

How Drafting Greg Oden Over Kevin Durant Briefly Made Sense In 2007

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Nearly three years ago, when the Oklahoma City Thunder were in the midst turning the corner into a perennial playoff contender, I dubbed Kevin Durant as the league's official <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/2010/01/kevin-durant-is-the-nbas-next-big-superstar" target="_blank">next transcendent superstar</a>.

TYLER HANSBROUGH

15 Ironic T-Shirts The NBA Should Also Sell

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When Orlando Magic and eventual Brooklyn Nets center Dwight Howard agreed to sign his one-year extension to "let the Magic try to keep him", a lot of people were pissed off at Miami Heat guard Dwyane Wade when he made fun of Howard on Twitter for his overzealous use of the word "loyalty".

YAO MING

ROFLMNBAO: The 2011-12 Season Awards Edition!

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I took a couple weeks off from doing these here ROFLMNBAO posts for two reasons: 1) because the last two weeks of the season were soooooo boring and B) I forgot.

SPORTS

Greg Oden’s Health Prohibits Him From Getting Knee Surgery

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Fairly or not, the career of <a href="http://smokingsection.uproxx.com/TSS/tag/greg-oden" target="_blank">Greg Oden</a> has been nothing short of a nightmare.

the dark knight rises

12.16 The Cooler

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It Just Got Incredibly Easy to Tell Congress That SOPA Sucks <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5868263/it-just-got-easier-to-tell-congress-that-sopa-sucks">[Gizmodo]</a> Donald Glover Tells Marc Maron That He Masturbates To Susan Sarandon <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/media/2011/12/donald-glover-tells-marc-maron-that-he-masturbates-to-susan-sarandon/" target="blank">[Uproxx]</a> Is Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen.

THE SADDEST PICTURE EVER

Is Greg Oden’s Team Photo The Saddest Thing You’ve Ever Seen?

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It’s not a good decade to be a Portland Trail Blazer apparently.

#bill murray

Wild Card Wednesday: Kate Upton Took A Tour Of The New Madison Square Garden

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I probably have a few million first world complaints that I keep to myself for the sake of not being struck by lightning, but if I had to throw one out there, I’d say that Kate Upton <a href="http://twitter.com/KateUpton">doesn’t Tweet enough fun pictures</a> of her and her friends.

PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

Greg Oden’s Life Must Be Tough

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The Portland Trail Blazers have offered always-injured center and former No.

WORST DRAFT PICK EVER

Surgeons Sure Do Love Greg Oden

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Sit down, hold on to your hat, and kiss your loved ones goodbye, because I’m about to blow your mother-fluffing mind – Greg Oden is out for the season.

SAY HELLO TO MY NOT SO LITTLE FRIEND

'SORRY ABOUT THAT WHOLE PENIS THING'

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Quick follow-up to our <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2010/01/greg-odens-penis-yep-we-found-it">Greg Oden post from yesterday</a>: the Blazers big man came out and apologized for the pictures that made the rounds on the internet.




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