FAMKE JANSSEN

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters finally has a trailer

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It was 2009 when we <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/hansel-gretel-witch-hunter" target="_blank">first heard about</a> Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, a film starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, whose plot you can guess from the title.

ANDY BURG

Reimagined Tom Sawyer & Huck Finn will chug energy drinks and cage fight dragons

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If you know anything about Hollywood, you know that if there's one thing they LOVE, it's "name recognition" (even if that name happens to be recognized as board game or an inanimated object).

GRITTY REIMAGININGS OF CLASSIC FAIRY TALES

Darren Aronofsky pitching a gritty reimagining of Evan Almighty

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Black Swan, Darren Aronofsky's elegant farthouse feature about lesbo scissoring, made $315 million on a $12 million budget, so he's earned himself the right to at least one esoteric period piece set in the world of renaissance calligraphy or whatever.

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You have got to be Fing kidding me

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<a href="http://uproxx.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/ariel-disturbed.jpg"></a>Ever wonder what a Papa Roach cover of "Under the Sea" might sound like.




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