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Ravens-Patriots Playoff Live Blog

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Sorry your AFC divisional playoff live blog is filled with Joe Flacco erotica.

Sex

Gronk erotica yanked off Amazon

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Book removed from Amazon because of a uniform patch on the cover.

strong takes

An interview with the author of the Rob Gronkowski sex-book “A Gronking to Remember”

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A PFT Commenter interview with the author of the Rob Gronkowski erotica series.

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REPORT: Patriots Target Week 6 for Rob Gronkowski Injury

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Complete timetable set for Gronk's return and premature exit.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Whose Gronk Is It Anyway?

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Gronk boob jokes, cars stuck in trees and Vikings coming through for their fans for a change.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Football Has Been Partying In Vegas All Weekend With Rob Gronkowski & Diplo, Naturally

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Johnny Football cannot be stopped, or contained. And we're all the better for it.

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LET’S DO COKE

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ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB I HAD A CRAZY ID IDEA HEAR ME OUT COKE TONIGHT WE'RE DOING COKE YOU AND ME YOU KNOW GIRLS WHO WANNA GET WILD RIGHT RIGHHHHTTTTT.

sarah sprague

Gronk’s Football 101 For Women, Showing Ladies How To Dougie

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The video reminds me of an early Godard if Godard were to ever direct a bachelorette party bacchanalia

sarah sprague

Making Your Own Gronk-Tini

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On November 11, none other than the newly-healed Rob Gronkowski will be hosting a "Football 101" clinic for women at Harvard University in Boston.

NEW YORK JETS

Geno Smith Needs To Work On That Spike

[via] Geno Smith had an impressive running touchdown to put the Jets ahead of the Patriots in the second half, then he did this.

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Week 7 Early Games Open Thread

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Rob Gronkowski makes his 2013 debut today against the Jets, giving Tom Brady another target who isn't likely to drop half the passes thrown his way.

New England Patriots

Rob Gronkowski Grounded By His Dad, Will Not Play For At Least Another Week

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We were really looking forward to having Gronk back this Sunday.

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Belichick Signs Tebow Just To Mess With Us

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Bill Belichick was so pissed that the media said he hates Tim Tebow that he's willing to inflict Teebs on all of us for at least one more year.

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Chad Ass Slap Dot GIF — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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TMZ has a GIF of the ass-slap that earned Chad Johnson 30 days in jail.

gronk

Gronkperation!

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With all the fun that is Rob Gronkowski, Hasbro and the NFL have teamed up to make even more absurd amounts of money.


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