super bowl xlix

There’s a Gronk Party Bus At The Super Bowl And It’s Being Driven By Someone Named Goon

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It's the ideal Super Bowl viewing experience if you don't want to remember the Super Bowl.

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Colts-Patriots AFC Championship Live Blog, Second Half

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A Tom Brady red zone interception is the only thing keeping this a game.

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Colts-Patriots AFC Championship Live Blog

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Either Andrew Luck goes to his first Super Bowl or Tom Brady goes to his sixth.

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The AFC Championship and The Beast

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A Beauty and the Beast parody with Andrew Luck and Gronk? Yeah sure why not.

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Ravens-Patriots Playoff Live Blog, Second Half

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The Patriots recovered from a bad start but still trail at halftime.

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Ravens-Patriots Playoff Live Blog

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Sorry your AFC divisional playoff live blog is filled with Joe Flacco erotica.

Sex

Gronk erotica yanked off Amazon

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Book removed from Amazon because of a uniform patch on the cover.

strong takes

An interview with the author of the Rob Gronkowski sex-book “A Gronking to Remember”

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A PFT Commenter interview with the author of the Rob Gronkowski erotica series.

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REPORT: Patriots Target Week 6 for Rob Gronkowski Injury

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Complete timetable set for Gronk's return and premature exit.

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KSK Kontent Klearinghouse: Whose Gronk Is It Anyway?

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Gronk boob jokes, cars stuck in trees and Vikings coming through for their fans for a change.

#JOHNNY MANZIEL

Johnny Football Has Been Partying In Vegas All Weekend With Rob Gronkowski & Diplo, Naturally

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Johnny Football cannot be stopped, or contained. And we're all the better for it.

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LET’S DO COKE

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ROB ROB ROB ROB ROB I HAD A CRAZY ID IDEA HEAR ME OUT COKE TONIGHT WE'RE DOING COKE YOU AND ME YOU KNOW GIRLS WHO WANNA GET WILD RIGHT RIGHHHHTTTTT.

sarah sprague

Gronk’s Football 101 For Women, Showing Ladies How To Dougie

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The video reminds me of an early Godard if Godard were to ever direct a bachelorette party bacchanalia

sarah sprague

Making Your Own Gronk-Tini

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On November 11, none other than the newly-healed Rob Gronkowski will be hosting a "Football 101" clinic for women at Harvard University in Boston.

NEW YORK JETS

Geno Smith Needs To Work On That Spike

[via] Geno Smith had an impressive running touchdown to put the Jets ahead of the Patriots in the second half, then he did this.


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