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Week 7 Early Games Open Thread

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Rob Gronkowski makes his 2013 debut today against the Jets, giving Tom Brady another target who isn't likely to drop half the passes thrown his way.

New England Patriots

Rob Gronkowski Grounded By His Dad, Will Not Play For At Least Another Week

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We were really looking forward to having Gronk back this Sunday.

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Belichick Signs Tebow Just To Mess With Us

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Bill Belichick was so pissed that the media said he hates Tim Tebow that he's willing to inflict Teebs on all of us for at least one more year.

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Chad Ass Slap Dot GIF — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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TMZ has a GIF of the ass-slap that earned Chad Johnson 30 days in jail.

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Gronkperation!

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With all the fun that is Rob Gronkowski, Hasbro and the NFL have teamed up to make even more absurd amounts of money.

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New Uniform Day — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The Jaguars got new uniforms that Shahid Khan went as far as to describe as "awe-inspiring".

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Kitten Bowl — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Long relegated to a halftime show for the Puppy Bowl, kittens are now getting their chance to be counter programming to the Super Bowl pregame show.

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Team Icy — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Conan O'Brien is taping in Atlanta this week.

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At Least Gronk Won’t Join A Studio Show When He Retires

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Gronk spent Wednesday touring Bristol, where he spent the day paying lip service to the media narrative that he should feel bad for enjoying some of his off-season and not focusing every waking moment on football.

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Rob Gronkowski The Greyhound Is Crushing It

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There's a new bad boy in greyhound racing.

Washington Redskins

We Ruined Tebow’s Hate Sermon — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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While I was looking forward to sharing a message of hope and Christ's unconditional love with the faithful members of the historic.

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This Will Do For Now — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Hey, here's 35 minutes of highlights from the NFL season that was, set the kind of thundering, overwrought music that usually accompanies football highlights.

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Gronk Is Sorry About The Fiesta

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Rob Gronkowski is having another off-season where he is enjoying himself in his free time and that's a controversy because sports media is the worst.

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Gronk Has An Offer To Be In Porn

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Companies keep trying to pay football players to have sex.

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Peyton Manning Interception Foreshadowing — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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In the past few days, a couple eagle eyed readers mentioned that they recall a SoundFX clip from the Broncos' Week 10 win over the Panthers in which Peyton Manning, having just gotten away with an across-the-body touchdown pass not dissimilar from the season-ended interception he threw last Saturday in overtime against the Ravens, said to Brandon Stokley after the play, "That's old no.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, Second Half

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Action started with a Danieal Manning 94-yard opening kick return to set Houston set in the New England red zone.

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Gronk Spikes A Gatorade Bottle; Now Gronk Cannot Be Friends With Peyton Manning

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Based on the highly scientific method of observing the dearth of people commuting at the subway stop up the street from me this morning, it appears that a lot of folks have already taken off for the holidays/apocalypse.


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