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Not So Fast, Gronk: A Definitive Gallery Of The NFL’s Biggest Meathead Brian Bosworth

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The NFL has been a little boring these past few weeks since party boy Rob Gronkowski broke his forearm, and seriously hurt my fantasy football team’s chances sending the league’s most lovable meathead to the sideline.

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Texans-Patriots Live Blog, First Half

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The Texans and their fancy new letterman jackets travel to Gillette Stadium to do playoff ramifying battle with the New England Patriots.

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Gronk In Space, Episode 2: GRONK ENGINE, ENGAGE!

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When we last left Gronk, Zoltan Mesko, astronaut Sunita Williams and Cosmonaut Andrei, their voyage aboard the Soyuz to the International Space Station had been thrown off course by an attempted zero gravity Gronk-spike.

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Meast and Least For Week 11

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After Rob Gronkowski broke his forearm on Sunday, everyone had a good laugh at the Patriots in general and Bill Belichick in particular for being his usual dickish grumblelord self by running up the score late in a certain victory and having it backfire on him.

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Gronk Got Gronk’D

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Talk radio in Boston should be fun this week as fans chew over the news Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski broke his forearm during the extra-point attempt with New England ahead of the struggling Colts by 35 points and less than five minutes left on the clock.

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Super Sultry Gronk Spike On Foreign Shores

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SHOINE YOUR GYRATING UNDERCARRIAGE, GUV'NAH.

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Your Week 8 Early Games Open Thread

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Despite the NFL's best efforts to disappoint its lusted after international market, this year's game in London actually has a fairly even matchup for once.

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Photobomb So Hard University – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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You know Terrell Suggs is fully back from his off-season Achilles injury when he's back to doing his usual things, like getting sacks and acting the fool during team photo day.

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Your Week 5 Late Games Open Thread

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At long last, a much heralded meeting of the Gronks.

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New NFL Nike Jerseys Are Awful, Say Fatties – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The slogan for the new line of Nike NFL jerseys is "Fast is Faster" but maybe it should be "FAT IS FATTER.

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Jags Streaker Ain’t Care – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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A local news station in Jacksonville caught up with the fan who ran on the field during the Jaguars' home loss to the Texans on Sunday.

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The Best Moments From Week 1 Sunday

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The gushing over RGIII and Peyton Manning should get underway momentarily.

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YEEE HAWWW THIS CAR IS A STAR IN THE MAKIN’ – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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According to Busted Coverage, the above tricked-out Dodge Charger Challenger has been spotted in Shreveport and is said to be the car that Morris Claiborne bought for his parents after he signed his rookie deal with the Cowboys.

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Correction To The Correction On The Foul – KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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The NFL announced the replacement refs will work at least through the Week 1 regular season games, ensuring more officiating clusterf*cks like the above four-minute-long hashing out of a single play from last night's Patriots-Giants preseason game.

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Coming Soon: ‘Gronkin’ With The Gronkowskis’

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Flabby Gronk is already my favorite The Gronkowski family has three sons in the NFL, Rob being the most famous and generally shirtless of the bunch, plus another that currently plays college football.

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Gronk Tattoo Is A Lasting Memorial To Sadness

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Michael Andresen, a police officer in Indianapolis who happens to be a Patriots fan, has amassed an impressive array of team tattoos.


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