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Here’s How One Man Masturbated So Much That He Accidentally Killed His Family’s Cat

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A man recently confessed on Reddit that his unsanitary masturbation habits killed his family cat. Here's the story.

heart transplants

Because You Probably Ate A Lot Of Meat Over The 4th Weekend, Here’s What A Heart Transplant Looks Like

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Ate a lot of meat over the weekend, did you? Well, if you need a heart transplant one day, here's a preview of what you'll go through.

sauerkraut

Mila Kunis’ Shocking Admission To Ellen: ‘I Eat Sauerkraut All Day Long’

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Mila Kunis dropped by Ellen's show where she revealed some truly disgusting things about herself.

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Brace Yourself For The Greatest, Grossest ‘Let It Go’ Rendition Yet

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A young man tries to nail "Let It Go" from Frozen, and things go horribly wrong.

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You’ll Definitely Want To Punch This Self-Proclaimed ‘Most Vain’ 17-Year-Old Australian Boy In The Face

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Kurt Coleman is a 17-year-old "celebrity" in Australia due to a huge following on social media which he fills with selfies of himself. You're welcome.

HOARDERS

A Hoarder Was Found Dead Under Piles Of Trash In His Own Home Following A Lengthy Search

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It took two days for authorities to locate the body of a Dallas man in his garbage filled, rat infested home, aaaaand I just got sick again.

TRAINS

Man’s Dead Body Found Horrifyingly Plastered On The Front Of A High Speed French Train

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The body of a 48-year-old man was found splattered on the front driver's carriage of a French high-speed TGV train, which went undetected for a full 25 miles. Train washer = WORST JOB EVER.

#COMEDY CENTRAL

10 New Terms We Learned From Last Night’s ‘Workaholics’ Episode: ‘Orgazmo Birth’

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From 'Ders Effect' to 'Blast Off,' this week's new episode of 'Workaholics' taught us plenty of strange new words and terms.

NBA

Serious Question: Why Can’t Hedo Turkoglu Keep His Hands Out Of His Mouth?

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LA Clippers star Hedo Turkoglu can't stop licking his hands for some reason, so here's him doing it 20 times in 30 seconds. No idea, you guys.

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Tila Tequila Might Have A New Sex Tape That Nobody Wants To Watch

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Vivid Entertainment might have a hardcore sex tape that involves Tila Tequila and an unnamed man, in case you want to help her think she's a celebrity.

local news

The Horrible, Life-Threatening ‘Cotton Ball Diet’ Is Surging In Popularity Again

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Recent TV news reports have indicated that the dangerous 'cotton ball diet' is rising in popularity among teenage girls again.

HERPES

Library copies of 50 Shades of Grey tested positive for the herpes virus

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Belgian researchers found that copies of 50 Shades of Grey checked out from the Antwerp library tested positive for the herpes virus.

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This Photo Of A Pre-Cooked McRib Patty May Make You Rethink Ordering A McRib Sandwich

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On the bright side, pre-cooked McRib patties do look a lot better than pre-cooked chicken McNuggets, so there's that!

#UFC

Miesha Tate Wants Women To Celebrate Movember With ‘Muffvember’

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Getting in on the fun of Movember, UFC fighter Miesha Tate suggested on Twitter that women give 'Muffvember' a shot.

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Meanwhile, In China: People Are Eating Cockroaches — AKA The New 'Miracle Drug' — For Medicinal Benefits

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The Chinese are breeding cockroaches on cockroach farms for medicinal purposes, because of course they are.

VOMITING

Who’s Up For A Clip Of A Rally Car Passenger Vomiting Up Blood All Over Himself?

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A rally car passenger started throwing up, then started throwing up blood, and the entire escapade was captured on video. Uh, gross?

Help Yourself to Hepatitis

You May Want To Think Twice Before You Eat At Golden Corral Anytime Soon

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Planning to dine at a Golden Corral restaurant anytime soon? Better think twice, unless you enjoy maggots in your food!


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