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Review: ‘Mortdecai’ – Why?

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A movie about nothing, made for no one.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Revealed She Can Get Down With Some Taco Bell And Sweatpants

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Gwyneth Paltrow some truths on last night's 'Watch What Happens Live' about Taco Bell, sweatpants, and her exes' wives.

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Watch Gwyneth Paltrow And Jimmy Fallon Perform Broadway Versions Of Your Favorite Hip Hop Songs

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Jimmy Fallon drags out the piano to team up with Gwyneth Paltrow and sing some Broadway versions of hip hop tunes.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Told Howard Stern She Turned Down The Part Of Rollergirl In ‘Boogie Nights’

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Gwyneth Paltrow told Howard Stern that she turned down 'Boogie Nights' because the role involved nudity and blowjobs.

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Report: Chris Martin Bought A Massage For Gwyneth Paltrow, Who Was Wearing UGGs

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Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow are obviously boning because guys don't buy massages for UGG-wearing ladies they're not boning

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Gwyneth Paltrow Couldn’t Get A Job At Yahoo Because She Doesn’t Have A College Degree

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We don't usually side with Gwyneth Paltrow, but this reason Yahoo didn't hire her as a contributing editor is bullcrap.

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Jennifer Lawrence Is Back On The Market Again, Everybody

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Men of UPROXX rejoice, because Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have ended their four month long relationship.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Is Learning The Hard Way Why You Don’t F*ck With Martha Stewart

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Only Martha Stewart could use an article about Thanksgiving pie recipes as fuel for a feud. Bow down to your queen.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Sees Martha Stewart’s Shade And Smugly Raises It

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Remember that time Martha Stewart said those not nice things about Gwyneth Paltrow? OH, GWYNETH HAS SOME SH*T TO SAY TOO.

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Martha Stewart Thinks Gwyneth Paltrow Can Take Her Goop And Shove It

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Martha Stewart is not impressed with Gwyneth Paltrow's helpful lifestyle tips.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Has Decided To Convert To Judaism

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One of Us, one of Us, Gooble-gobble, gooble-gobble.

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This Week In Netflix And Streaming: Gwyneth Goop Falls In Love, And Jesus The Gigolo

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Now you will know what to watch on Netflix Instant and Streaming, and your lonely nights will be less lonely. Do it for your cats, they deserve it.

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Report: Chris Martin Is Dating Jennifer Lawrence Because She’s The Anti-Gwyneth Paltrow

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Chris Martin swapped Gwyneth Paltrow for Jennifer Lawrence, because obviously.

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Johnny Depp Makes Funny Faces In The ‘Mortdecai’ Trailer

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Johnny Depp stars in 'Mortdecai,' a movie that appears to be about mustaches.

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A Complete History Of Pasty White Celebrities And Their Surprisingly Impressive Rap Skills

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A rundown of the best rap performances from white celebrities in late-night talk show history.

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This Week In Netflix And Streaming: ‘It Felt Like Love,’ ‘Airplane,’ ‘Divergent,’ ‘Noah,’ And Other Stuff

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Lots of new titles on Netflix Instant and Streaming this week, and you better watch 'Airplane!' a few more times before it's gone.

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Chris Martin Is Down With Meat Now That He And Gwyneth Paltrow Are Over

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We know he's British, but it's the 4th of July, so let's give Chris Martin ALL of the cheeseburgers.

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Gwyneth Paltrow Believes Emotions Can Affect The Physical Properties Of Things

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Gwyneth Paltrow believes positive vibes can affect THE VERY MOLECULES OF WATER!


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