Hamburglar

If You Write Something Weird About The New Hamburglar, The New Hamburglar Might Email You

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The Hamburglar responded to our questions about him. This is very weird.

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50 Questions About The New McDonald’s Hamburglar

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McDonald's has a new ad campaign about a real-life Hamburglar. We have a few questions.

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This Reporter Was Caught Off Guard By Her Co-Host Comparing Her To A McDonald’s Character

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Fox 2 St. Louis' April Simpson didn't know what to think when her co-host compared her to a famous McDonald's character live on the air.

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McDonald’s Uses ‘Artificial DNA’ Security, Hamburglar Still At Large

If you ever had aspirations of robbing a McDonald's in Europe and are squeemish about bioengineering, you might want to think again, as they've started equipping them with a new security system that douses would-be robbers with a dose of "artificial DNA.


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