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Jeremy Renner Will Be So Pleased: ‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Sequel In The Works

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'Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters' just passed the $200 million mark, which means a sequel was approved. (But probably not approved by Jeremy Renner.)

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Box Office: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters made $19 million, Farrelly Bros rip critics

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Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters earned almost $20 million in its opening weekend, proving that I've completely misunderstood human nature my whole life.

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This Week in Posters & Stills: A German Shepard in a Mask

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Look, I've learned a few things about this blogging game, and one lesson I didn't miss was that if you've got a picture of a dog in mask, you lead with that.

THIS WILL SURELY END WELL

The Slingshot Channel Geeks Out About ‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ With A “Beheader Bazooka” And More

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Jörg Sprave, the smiling German rubber enthusiast (not as strange as it sounds) has built two new slingshots inspired by 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters'.

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Odd Fact: Hansel & Gretel Witch Hunters trounced Django Unchained in Russia

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Django Unchained opened in <a href="https://twitter.com/ERCboxoffice/status/293038929664417793" target="_blank">54</a> international locations over the weekend, earning the <a href="https://twitter.com/ERCboxoffice/status/293040875129434112" target="_blank">most in Germany</a>, followed by France.

TOMMY WIRKOLA

‘Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Urge You To Not Eat The F–king Candy

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New red band trailer and two clips from 'Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters' are leaving us wondering if this will be campy in a good way.

#THIS WEEK IN POSTERS

This Week in Posters: With Cowboy Bill Murray

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This week in posters was on hiatus for a few weeks on account of how long these damned things take to put together, but now it's back.

#TRAILERS

Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters still doesn't look that funny

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When I <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/jeremy-renner-gemma-arterton-to-star-in-hansel-gretel-witch-hunters" target="_blank">first heard</a> about Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, a movie about a grown-up Hansel and Gretel who go around shooting witches, from Will Ferrell's production company and the director of Nazi zombie movie Død Snø (Tommy Wirkola), I thought it sounded like a perfect parody of the "dark fairy tale" trend - see Abraham Lincoln Vampire Hunter, The Raven, et al.

TOMMY WIRKOLA

Red Band Trailer For 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' Brings The Bloody Murder

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The red band trailer for 'Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters' doesn't seem to be taking itself quite as seriously as the green band trailer did.

#TRAILERS

‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ Trailer Has Lots of Witches, Firearms, Anachronisms

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Gee, an anachronistic action movie about public domain characters hunting supernatural menaces? This feels familiar somehow...

#TRAILERS

Hansel & Gretel: Witch Hunters finally has a trailer

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It was 2009 when we <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2009/04/hansel-gretel-witch-hunter" target="_blank">first heard about</a> Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, a film starring Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton, whose plot you can guess from the title.

TOMMY WIRKOLA

‘Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters’ is an actual movie that exists

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Here's Gemma Arterton and Jeremy Renner in <a href="http://insidemovies.ew.com/2011/12/02/jeremy-renner-and-gemma-arterton-seek-vengeance-in-hansel-gretel-witch-hunters-first-look/" target="_blank">Entertainment Weekly</a>'s first look at Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters (whose trailer is set to hit this Thursday).


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