TOY MOVIES

Sony, Adam Sandler, Hasbro teaming up to make a Tonka Truck movie

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After Battleship bombed and Universal mostly <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/02/universal-is-getting-out-of-the-board-game-business" target="_blank">nixed</a> their <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/08/shocker-universal-drops-ouija-board-movie" target="_blank">plans</a> for a bunch of board game movies (notably <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2012/01/the-most-devastating-taylor-lautner-news-youll-read-all-year" target="_blank">Stretch Armstrong</a>, starring Taylor Lautner), you might have thought this toys-becoming-movies trend was on its way out.

VANILLA ICE

'That's My Boy' Has Some New Clips. New Jokes? Not So Much

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Happy Madison’s latest “comedy” That’s My Boy hits theaters on Friday, and for once I’m going to be first in line to see it, as opposed to waiting until late November to suck it up and watch Adam Sandler’s annual work for my Worst Films feature.

why god why?

Taylor Lautner's Amazingly Hilarious Role In Grown Ups 2 Was Revealed

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With That’s My Boy set to queef up theaters on June 15, all eyes will soon turn to Adam Sandler’s first sequel, Grown Ups 2, which is turning out to be quite the star-studded affair.

YOU GOT MOVIE NEWS IN MY SPORTS

Why Wouldn't Shaq Join Adam Sandler's Happy Madison Crew?

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Those of you who frequent FilmDrunk know that I have <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/09/who-the-heck-are-these-guys-the-filmdrunk-guide-to-happy-madison">a strange fascination with Adam Sandler’s Happy Madison crew</a>, in that I don’t know how – other than riding on the very worn down coattails of Sandler’s career – these guys keep pumping out films.

unnecessary remakes

Adam Sandler is remaking Summer School? Well sunglass my dog.

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I've always had a soft spot in my heart for the 1987 Mark Harmon-starring Summer School, not because it was a good movie, but because it had a dog in sunglasses on the cover, which is always radical (he was sort of the proto-Marmaduke).

SPECIAL HOPS

Fun Fact: Grandma's Boy publishes right-wing children's books

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Gird yourself, folks, we're about to go deep down the rabbit hole.

unnecessary sequels

‘Grown Ups 2′ Might Not Be ‘Grown Ups 2′

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Chris Rock was at Sundance last week to promote his new film, 2 Days in New York, directed by Julie Delpy, whose best movie was Killing Zoe and I will fight people to the death if they believe otherwise.

TOP 10 LISTS

The Absolute Very Worst Movies Of 2011!

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Last year, when I asked Vince if I could rank the year’s worst movies, it seemed like a harmless enough idea.

why god why?

Grown Ups is getting a sequel, your prayers have been answered

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It’s awfully fitting that during the same week that I started writing my feature for the Worst Movies of 2011, the studio that gave us my choice for the <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/12/the-10-worst-movies-of-2010">Worst Movie of 2010</a> has announced that it wants a sequel.

TEXTS FROM LAST NIGHT

What a Great Concept for a TV Show!

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<a href="http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/" target="_blank">Texts from Last Night</a> is a perfectly enjoyable website in which anonymous drunks identified only by their area code recount the blurry events of their hard-partying lives.

LARSON WATCH

Who’ll Win the Bucky Larson, First-Positive-Review Sweepstakes?

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Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star didn't screen for critics last week, which was perhaps wise, given their historic aversion to Adam Sandler movies about wigs and funny accents.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Average Audience for Bucky Larson Screenings Was 8 People

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Steven Soderbergh's Contagion led all others at the box office over the weekend, knocking off The Help for the first time in three weeks, proving that the only thing America loves more than a hot white chick curing racism (THAT MAID'S CHANGIN' YER LAAHFE) is watching Gwyneth Paltrow succumb to a mysterious disease (check out the new goop.

rob schneider

Who The Heck Are These Guys: The FilmDrunk Guide To Happy Madison

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At some point today, people are going to spend actual American currency to see Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star, and the soul of cinema will die a little more.

#TRAILERS

Bucky Larson vs. Jack & Jill: Which Sandler Movie Looks More Terrible?

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Yesterday saw the release of two new international trailers for Adam Sandler's Jack & Jill, and not too long before that brought the trailer for Bucky Larson: Born to be a Star.

#WEEKEND BOX OFFICE

Paul Blart Zookeeper: Worst Happy Madison opening since 2008

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The weekend box office estimates are in, and they show Transformers (now the highest-grossing movie of 2011) taking the top spot with $47 million, followed by Horrible Bosses, with $28m, and Paul Blart Zookeeper with $21m.

#TRAILERS

Paul Blart: Zookeeper is our new cultural high-water mark

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THE TRAILER FOR KEVIN JAMES' THE ZOOKEEPER IS FINALLY HERE AND IT LITERALLY HAS EVERYTHING.

#Viral Videos

‘Pixels’ being adapted by Adam Sandler. Wait, what?

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Remember that short film, Pixels, about old-school video games and their blocky graphics invading present-day Manhattan.


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