Relentlessly Gay

Was The ‘Relentlessly Gay’ Fundraiser A $43,000 Hoax?

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A lot of questions are being asked after internet users spotted several suspicious elements to a Baltimore resident's "Relentlessly Gay" story.

Happy Ending

Owner Of ‘Relentlessly Gay’ Yard Raises Over $30K To Make Yard Even Gayer

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A letter accusing a Baltimore woman of having a 'relentlessly gay' yard led to a GoFundMe drive that has raised over 30K in two days.

STARBUCKS

This New York City Pastor Thinks That Starbucks Is Dumping Sodomite Semen Into Their Coffee

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Religious folks ranting against homosexuality is old, but it's another thing when they start messing with everyone's coffee.

TLC

TLC’s Facebook Wall Is Littered With Schadenfreude-Tastic ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Hate

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After the premiere of "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo," fans of TLC flooded the network's Facebook Wall with hate-filled messages. Yay!

#GOOGLE

Google And China Hate Each Other SO MUCH, You Guys

Oh my goodness you guys there is so much hacking going on right now.

hate

A Brief Message to Packers Fans

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Dear Packers fans, Congratulations on your team's championship.

WESTBORO BAPTIST CHURCH

God Hates Nerds, As If You Needed Proof

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If you've never heard of the Westboro Baptist Church, they're the A-Holes that go around to soldier's funerals with signs that say "God Hates Fags.

yes i know the Vikings will blow it

DIE DIE ALL OF YOU DIE

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Land Baron Meets The Viscount of Smiles TR: HURRRRRRR Hey Brett I bet Aikman fondles my nuts like this the entire game.

xmas ape

Terrible Towel vs. FEARSOME RAVENS TOWEL! WHO YA TWIRL?

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The Ravens announced earlier this week that they'll be passing out tens of thousands of rally towels at M&T Bank Stadium prior to Sunday night's blood feud with the Steelers.

youtubage

“Dats All Fact”

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I'm the most sensitive person in the world to people hating on my team, but I can't resist this deranged video comparing the Steelers unfavorably to the New York Yanks football team.

xmas ape

Cloudy With a Chance of Carrion Crows

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The Wall Street Journal takes a moment away from cranking out my pointillism portrait to remind us that the Cleveland Browns of Baltimore were almost named the Baltimore Marauders, which rolls off the tongue similarly enough to "murderers" to just maybe work.

xmas ape

On Inauguration Weekend, Let’s Put Unity Aside and Hit Each Other in the Mouth

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For all the readers who hate my onslaught of homerism on KSK and want to see me get my comeuppance, today may be your lucky day.

xmas ape

Hey Bawlmer, Did You Die in a Fire Yet? No? WELL THEN DIE IN A BIGGER, HOTTER ELECTRICAL FIRE!

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Earlier this season, I enumerated just a small litany of ways in which Baltimore would barely qualify as a third-rate bombed-out township in the Gaza Strip.

xmas ape

An Epic Day for Schadenfreude

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The Cowboys are in the process of being, to quote Emmitt Smiff, "blowed out.

yeah yeah vikes cards and broncos panthers are good games too

How You No Rike This Smirre?

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When asked by a reporter why he thinks the Ravens hate everyone's favolite smalt smirretime leceivel, Hines Ward was at a loss.

xmas ape

Steelers and Cowboys Meet For a Rare Non-Super Bowl Football Game

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With no Marion Barber, Romo will have to keep his throwing pinkie warm, as the expected wind chill at kickoff in Pittsburgh is going to be in the neighborhood of 7 degrees.


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