#jack white

Jack White Continues His War On The Black Keys While Adding Adele To His Enemies List

| 25 Comments

Jack White still hates The Black Keys with a passion, but now he's adding Adele to his list.

PORN

Duke Porn Star Belle Knox Is Facing A Backlash By Other Porn Stars Who Are Jelly

| 27 Comments

Duke porn star Belle Knox is getting hated on by porn stars who are jelly of her getting famous so fast.

#Mad Men

James Ellroy Hates Hipsters, Liberals, The Modern World, Poor People, And Everything You Can Think Of

| 72 Comments

James Ellroy opens up about how he hates pretty much everything there is to hate in the world, including the world.

oprah

Do Not Mess With Oprah On Twitter, Because She Will BURN You

| 15 Comments

First off, let's all take a moment to genuflect in the general direction of America's benevolent ruler, Oprah, for it's her birthday. Happy birthday, Oprah!

Your Alma Mater Sucks Anyway

College Football Fans, Never Tell Us The NFL Is Boring Ever Again

| 135 Comments

Used with forgiveness/permission. As someone whose football allegiances are of the professional variety, from time to time I have to suffer through college football beat writers and bloggers saying something along the lines of, "Here's a secret: College football is the superior football.

#COLLEGE FOOTBALL

Everybody Hates Boise State…But Not Really

| 12 Comments

Be sure to check out FilmDrunk's Vince Mancini and his great photoshops of 20th century history. I'm not big on "FJM-ing" other columnists; those people are entitled to their opinions and the points of view that they wish to represent in their work.

JUSTIN BIEBER WITH STANLEY CUP TROPHY

Stanley Cup Finally Meets Justin Bieber

| 5 Comments

Those grimy little hands that are desecrating the most hallowed trophy in sport belong to none other than the Terrorist of Twitter Trends, Justin Bieber.

ksk gamebooks

KSK Gamebook: Vikes/Bears

| 92 Comments

We haven’t done a gamebook in ages, so let’s bust one out for last night’s epic Viking BYEFAIL.

Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week

Sean Taylor Memorial Meast of the Week – Week 7

| 66 Comments

I have a smoke alarm in my home to prevent my family from burning to death in the middle of the night.

HATERADE

F—KING LAZY OLD C—KSUCKER F—K

| 201 Comments

Oh, so NOW you decide to sign, you fucking cockrut.

yes i know the vikings are going 3 13 this year

F–K YOU, BRETT FAVRE

| 255 Comments

My favorite team is going to sign Brett Favre in the coming days, or weeks, or months, or however long it takes that fucking asshole to milk the publicity machine to his satisfaction.

quick hits

OO NOO! YOU MIGHT HAVE SWINE FLU, COOCH!

| 43 Comments

Worried you may have contracted the deadly swine flu that is fast becoming a GLOBAL PANDEMIC THAT WILL MOST CERTAINLY KILL US ALL IN A LANDMARK EVENT THAT HISTORIANS WILL MOST CERTAINLY END UP NAMING “THE PORK DEATH”.

okay they pretty much did get screwed

And Now For The Part Where We Drink The Delicious Tears Of Patriot Nation

| 129 Comments

Ready to hear the meaningless phrase “best team to never make the playoffs” thrown around for the next five decades, particularly by Bill Simmons.

MMP

Why Are My F-cking Fantasy Football Teams So Sh-tty?

| 52 Comments

I played in five fantasy football leagues this year; I didn't make the playoffs in any of them.

wilbon

Michael Wilbon Is So Much Better Than You, It’s Disgusting

| 42 Comments

Continuing the Kornheiser theme today, I was driving in to work today listening to his radio show when Michael Wilbon phoned in to chat on the air, as he frequently does.

VALENTINES

A Special KSK Valentine To… Patriot Fans

| 118 Comments

Well, Patriot fans, it's been well over ten days since the Giants upset the Patriots, and I just thought I'd check in on you.

we could do this all day

Patriots Fans Feel Robbed, Want Black Man To Blame

| 238 Comments

Christmas Ape linked to this petition earlier in the day, from Patriot fans calling on Roger Goodell to investigate the outcome of the Super Bowl.

LOSERGATE

Just A Quick Reminder To The Patriots: F—k You

| 79 Comments

Well, it's the end of the day and I'm so very sad.


Sign Up