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Take A Playoff Picture For Me

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With each passing week, the playoff picture becomes less and less cloudy.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 1st Seed – The Land of Sh*t Fat Humps

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It wasn't long ago that the Colts were a seemingly benign alternative to the Patriots winning the AFC.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 2nd Seed – San Diego Chargers

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LaDainian Tomlinson: What it do My name's LT (HHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO) I got a new dance for y'all.

yes i know the Vikings will blow it

The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 2nd Seed — Minnesota Vikings

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Here's but one of a barrage of horrifically unfunny Brett Favre ads for Starter that, if they haven't already debuted (I hadn't seen them before this morning), will soon only tighten the Land Baron's stranglehold on your television set.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 6th Seed – Baltimore Ravens

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

MMP

Hater’s Guide To The Postseason – Cincinnati Bengals

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

Their most notable fan prefers St. Louis baseball

The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason — NFC 4th Seed: Arizona Cardinals

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

patriots hate rising

The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason – AFC 3rd Seed: The New England Patriots

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Every so often, a sports team or figure arrives that is so successful, yet so loathsome, that my only consolation is to remind myself of the fleeting nature of athletic prowess.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason – AFC 5th Seed: The New York Jets

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 5th Seed – Green Bay Packers

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

PLAYOFFS?

Playoff Scenarios Are Complex and Unknowable (Except to Us)

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Now merely a week away from the start of the postseason, the hopes of many have been stoked, only so that they can soon be dashed to our everlasting cackling delight.

the breakfast of champions

The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 1st Seed — New York Giants

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div#main{overflow:visible;}   If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 1st Seed — Tennessee Titans

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 2nd Seed — Carolina Panthers

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 3rd Seed — Miami Dolphins

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.


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