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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 3rd Seed — Minnesota Vikings

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 4th Seed — San Diego Chargers

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 4th Seed — Arizona Cardinals

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 5th Seed — Indianapolis Colts

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 5th Seed — Atlanta Falcons

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: AFC 6th Seed — Baltimore Ravens

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason: NFC 6th Seed — Philadelphia Eagles

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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Your Updated KSK Playoff Scenario (Scenario!) Breakdown

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Now mere weeks away from the start of the postseason, the hopes of many have been stoked, only to be later squelched.

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A Twinkle in Time

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AFC 1st Seed -- New England Patriots (*-0)[Jan.

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Soul for Sale: 2 BD, 1 BTH Nice Nabe

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AFC 2nd Seed -- Indianapolis Colts (13-3)[Hell, Michigan]Dallas Fucking Clark: Y'know, I like winning as much as the next guy, but I'm pretty sure this idea is for shit.

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The Unbearable Whiteness of Being

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NFC 2nd Seed -- Green Bay Packers (13-3)Mike McCarthy: I know we shouldn't be peering into the future at a time like this but, unlikely though it may be, if we are to advance far enough, this could be the final year with Brett as our quarterback.

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An Overflowing River of Douchejuice

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AFC 3rd Seed -- San Diego Chargers (11-5)[A quiet dinner party] Sarah: This one time, when I was little, my family was on a road trip and me and my brother were acting up.

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You Know, When I Look Back At It All, I Wish I Had More Time

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NFC 3rd Seed -- Seattle Seahawks (10-6)Mike Holmgren: I know this: At the end of the season, I am very much wiped out.

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Sean Mahan is Killing Me, Slowly and Painfully: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The People Vs. Heinz Field: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason.

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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The Bucs Are In The Playoffs? Cool. But I Can’t Fit In Those Seats!

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NFC 4th Seed -- Tampa Bay Buccaneers (9-7)I'm so happy the Bucs are in the playoffs.

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You Mean There’s More?: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.

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It Could be a Fractured Ulna, I’m Afraid You Forfeit: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason

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AFC 6th Seed -- Tennessee Titans (10-6)Gentlemen, I'm well aware that we are trying to qualify for the playoffs tonight, but I'm going to have to excuse myself for a moment.

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They Won By Sean Taylor!: The Hater’s Guide to the Postseason

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If you find yourself confronted with an NFL postseason without a rooting interest and unmoved by Don Cheadle soliloquies, you must draw from the well of that most powerful of human emotions.


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