Posts Tagged: HEIDI MONTAG

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Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Have Machine Guns, No One Is Safe

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, noted dimwit stars of "The Hills," gave a tour of their house and showed off their machine guns. NO ONE IS SAFE.

AUDRINA PATRIDGE

Today In WTF: Facebook Photos Of Aziz Ansari, Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel Hanging With The Cast Of ‘The Hills’

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Taken at some sort of MTV-related shindig in 2007 or 2008 based on the shows' overlapping air dates and the subdued levels of Heidi Montag plastic surgery.

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Spencer and Heidi Are Doing Great

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -- the unapologetic villains of "The Hills" and arguably the most shameless famewhores of the 21st century -- were ubiquitous in the gossip news cycle until America's collective revulsion finally rendered them obsolete.

ASHLEY DUPRE

Kill Me Now.

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Pictured here are Ashley Dupre, Heidi Montag, and Danielle Staub, who were <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1373506/Reality-hell-Heidi-Montag-Jake-Pavelka-unite-new-TV-show.html" target="_blank">photographed with Jake Pavelka</a> in Los Angeles as cameras filmed them earlier this week.

ANDY WARHOL

Strokes Of Genius: 20 Famous Works Of Art Given A Modern Update

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Being America’s most eligible bachelor means that I’ve long been an expert of maintaining a sophisticated and stylish home that is indicative of a classy love stallion.

HEIDI MONTAG

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Oh man oh God oh man Oh God oh man.

BIG BABY JESUS

Old Dirty Bastard thought Drew Barrymore was an alien

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<center Here's ODB not knowing who Drew Barrymore was.

HEIDI MONTAG

Hollywood Turning Against Plastic Surgery?

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The New York Times claims that Hollywood casting directors are giving more and more roles to Brits and Aussies -- not because their sexy accents turn them on, but because the plastic surgery many American actresses have makes them too much alike.

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HEIDI MONTAG IS A HUGE POP STAR

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<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/tv/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/montag-before-after.jpg"> Heidi Montag -- or Heidi Pratt, or Heidi Retard-Pratt, I'm not sure which she's going with these days -- followed up the TEN cosmetic surgeries she underwent in November with the wildly successful release of her new album, the appropriately titled Superficial. In fact, the album was downloaded a whopping 658 times in its first week! It's already gone gold! What's that? Oh. I'm being told that "gold" is 500 thousand in sales, not 500. Okay, so it's not platinum, and it's not gold. What about tin? Rusty tin? [Montag] told Entertainment Weekly last week that she went broke making Superficial but thought that "within the first week, we will definitely make our money back." She told EW, "I put every dollar I have into this. I've spent over $1 million, almost $2 million, on this album. It's cost as much or more than a Britney Spears album because I wanted it to be that quality... The songs will make an impact in pop history." [<a href="http://www.usmagazine.com/moviestvmusic/news/heidi-montag-album-sells-less-than-1000-copies-2010201" target="_blank">Us</a>] I want to take joy in her going broke, but that was probably just typical hyperbole lying from this attention-craving oxygen thief.

HEIDI MONTAG

WE DON’T CARE, BUT WE’LL LOOK ANYWAY

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Believe me, I don't like writing Speidi news any more than you like reading it, and I wouldn't be writing about them at all if this didn't involve naked tits.

HEIDI MONTAG

I LITERALLY HOPED THAT SHE WOULD DIE

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I do my best to steer clear of Spencer-and-Heidi news around here, but this weekend there was a tabloid firestorm as the former Miss Montag was rushed from the "I'm a Celebrity.

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THE BEST WEDDING PRESENT THEY COULD GET

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The 8th Plague of Revelation: a Speidi wedding Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are supposedly getting married this weekend, and they'll also be starring in NBC's "I'm a Celebrity.


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