WHAT'S ON TONIGHT

What’s On Tonight: ‘Tyrant’ Premieres On FX And E! Tackles, Uh, The Uniboob

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The premiere of FX's 'Tyrant' and the return of USA Network's 'Covert Affairs.'

THE HILLS

Heidi Montag And Spencer Pratt Have Machine Guns, No One Is Safe

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Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, noted dimwit stars of "The Hills," gave a tour of their house and showed off their machine guns. NO ONE IS SAFE.

#Facebook

Today In WTF: Facebook Photos Of Aziz Ansari, Paul Scheer & Rob Huebel Hanging With The Cast Of ‘The Hills’

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Taken at some sort of MTV-related shindig in 2007 or 2008 based on the shows' overlapping air dates and the subdued levels of Heidi Montag plastic surgery.

THE HILLS

Spencer and Heidi Are Doing Great

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Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag -- the unapologetic villains of "The Hills" and arguably the most shameless famewhores of the 21st century -- were ubiquitous in the gossip news cycle until America's collective revulsion finally rendered them obsolete.

VH1

Kill Me Now.

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Pictured here are Ashley Dupre, Heidi Montag, and Danielle Staub, who were photographed with Jake Pavelka in Los Angeles as cameras filmed them earlier this week.

#ART

Strokes Of Genius: 20 Famous Works Of Art Given A Modern Update

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Being America’s most eligible bachelor means that I’ve long been an expert of maintaining a sophisticated and stylish home that is indicative of a classy love stallion.

THE HILLS

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Oh man oh God oh man Oh God oh man.

OL DIRTY BASTARD

Old Dirty Bastard thought Drew Barrymore was an alien

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<center Here's ODB not knowing who Drew Barrymore was.

#DERRICK ROSE

8.22 The Cooler

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Tanaya Henry 50 Hottest Hawaiian Women [Complex] Heidi Montag Sex Tape: Pre and Post-Op [TMZ] Skittles Honors Derrick Rose With A Personal Machine [ESPN] Pastor Troy Reveals ESPN NFL Live Deal [WooHa] Dos Equis by Kaws [Street Thing] Top 10: Weapons That Changed The World [Ask [...].

PLASTIC SURGERY

Hollywood Turning Against Plastic Surgery?

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The New York Times claims that Hollywood casting directors are giving more and more roles to Brits and Aussies -- not because their sexy accents turn them on, but because the plastic surgery many American actresses have makes them too much alike.

THE COOLER

2.7 The Cooler

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Alicia Placencia Kate Moss Nude In Love [BKRW] Terrell Owens: 'If I Go To The Bengals.

THE HILLS

WE DON’T CARE, BUT WE’LL LOOK ANYWAY

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Believe me, I don't like writing Speidi news any more than you like reading it, and I wouldn't be writing about them at all if this didn't involve naked tits.

SPENCER PRATT

I LITERALLY HOPED THAT SHE WOULD DIE

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I do my best to steer clear of Spencer-and-Heidi news around here, but this weekend there was a tabloid firestorm as the former Miss Montag was rushed from the "I'm a Celebrity.

THE HILLS

THE BEST WEDDING PRESENT THEY COULD GET

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The 8th Plague of Revelation: a Speidi wedding Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are supposedly getting married this weekend, and they'll also be starring in NBC's "I'm a Celebrity.


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