Posts Tagged: Herman Cain


Political Kombat ’12


Mitt Romney does battle with Herman Cain and Rick Santorum in the first episode of <a href="" target="_blank">Slate's new animated series</a>, which tells the story of the 2012 presidential election through Mortal Kombat-style video game fights.

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Jon Stewart Asks: Why Doesn’t Anyone Want To Be Mitt Romney’s Running Mate?

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Now that oft-malfunctioning robot Mitt Romney has effectively fended off the various insane people who were running against him for the Republican presidential nomination, attention has turned to the burning question every presidential candidate faces once he or she reaches the plateau Romney now finds himself on: who will be chosen to be the running mate.


Herman Cain Is Still Running Batsh*t Political Ads On The Internet For Some Reason

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I'm not sure what Herman Cain has been up to since a cavalcade of women he'd boned or tried to bone came forward to torpedo his comical presidential campaign, but it looks like he's back, baby.

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Colbert And His ‘Spastic Colon’ Bow Out Of The GOP Presidential Race

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Last night on his show, Stephen Colbert announced "with a heavy heart and a spastic colon" that he was ending his "campaign" for the Republican presidential nomination after he and Herman Cain pulled in 1% of the vote in South Carolina over the weekend -- good enough for 5th place in the state.

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Jon Stewart Hires Mario Battali To Be His Personal Chef With Colbert’s Super PAC Money


Last night on the Daily Show Jon Stewart shared some insight into how his daily life has changed since he <a href="">took over operations of the super PAC started by Stephen Colbert</a>: In addition to running ads <a href="">accusing Mitt Romney of being a serial killer</a>, Stewart has taken to wearing a jeweled crown allegedly once owned by Elizabeth Taylor, along with bringing in Mario Batalli to be his personal chef.


The 2011 UPROXX People Of The Year Awards

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As the icons of journalistic integrity at People magazine have taught us, limiting an annual award to just one person can be a dangerous task.

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The Daily Show Gives Herman Cain The Pokémon Sendoff He Deserves

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As you may have heard, former crap pizza peddler and straight-up pimp Herman Cain mercifully "suspended" his hilarious circus of presidential campaign on Saturday.

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‘Women For Cain’ Is Sad, Hilarious

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FYI, you guys, there's a hot new comedy website out there.


The Daily Show Mocks Herman Cain’s Tragic Inability To Keep It In His Pants


If you are, like me, a fan of the the Daily Show, then you probably thought "I can't wait to see what Jon Stewart does with this" the minute you heard that Herman Cain was involved in yet ANOTHER sex scandal, this time <a href="">the revelation of a 13-year affair</a>.


Herman Cain Is Literally A Cartoon Character

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Earlier today, Herman Cain <a href="">backed out of a newspaper interview</a> essentially because the reporters interviewing him refused to not record the nonsensical things that would most assuredly come out of his mouth.

Herman Cain’s 404 Page Is Truly A Work Of Internet Art


Proving once again that he is some sort of magic genius sent to reign and troll over us all with an iron fist, Herman Cain's newly revealed 404 page is kind of.


Herman Cain: A ‘Manly Man’ Is Too Manly To Eat ‘Sissy Pizza’ — I.E. Pizza ‘Piled High With Vegetables’

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We are merely hours into this new week and already magical presidential candidate/gift from the comedy gods Herman Cain has said something that has people all over the internet going, "Wait, WHAT.

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This Is Terrible. I Love It.

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Herman Cain's <a href="">infamous campaign ad</a> has <a href="">already been widely parodied</a> for Mark Block's long, non-sequitur drag on a cigarette, but nothing's as good as this new spoof: a woman's allegations of Cain's sexual harassment are interspersed with Cain's creepy slow smile.


Ben & Jerry’s HarassMint Chocolate Chip Is The Ice Cream Herman ‘Black Walnut’ Cain Doesn’t Want To Talk About


Our pal Jon Defreest typically sticks to over-the-top pop culture characters -- Jeff Lebowski, Tobias Fünke, Dexter Morgan and Jack Donaghy among them -- as subjects but for his fake Ben & Jerry's flavor variations, but former Godfather's Pizza CEO [...].

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Jon Stewart Responds To Donald Trump’s Racism Accusations


Yesterday we told you about how Donald Trump had used his special relationship with "the blacks" along with his magical powers of perception <a href="">to determine that Jon Stewart was secretly "very, very racist"</a> for making jokes about Herman Cain.

A Reporter Asked Herman Cain About Rick Ross Having A Seizure, For Some Reason


So there's a video that was making the rounds late yesterday afternoon and last night showing Herman Cain flat-out losing his sh*t when reporters insisted on asking him questions about the <a href="">burgeoning sexual harassment scandal</a> he <a href="">currently finds himself swept up in</a>.

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Donald Trump Calls For Jon Stewart To Be Fired For Making Fun Of Herman Cain


When we last checked in on human exhaust pipe Donald Trump, he was <a href="">being disemboweled by Jon Stewart </a>for taking Sarah Palin on a hot date to arguably the crappiest pizza joint in all of New York City -- and then proceeding to eat his crap pizza with a goddamn fork.

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