Tyler The Creator Likens Apple’s U2 Download To ‘Waking Up With Herpes’

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No one seems to like the fact that Apple automatically downloaded the new U2 album directly onto their phones and playlists.

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Of Course Miley Cyrus Made Out With Another Girl During A Las Vegas Concert

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Miley Cyrus makes out with a random girl at one of her concerts. Please to be enjoying the herpes!


Library copies of 50 Shades of Grey tested positive for the herpes virus

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Belgian researchers found that copies of 50 Shades of Grey checked out from the Antwerp library tested positive for the herpes virus.


‘Outbreak’ In Real Life: Monkeys Full Of Deadly Herpes Invade Florida

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Rhesus monkeys have a growing population in Florida. And most have monkey herpes, which can kill you. So basically 'Outbreak' is coming true.


Psy Has No Idea What Billie Joe Armstrong Meant When He Called Him ‘The Herpes Of Music’

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Psy's reaction to being called "the herpes of music" by Billie Joe Armstrong is hilarious.


So Who Wants To Read About Kris Humphries Having VD?

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If you've been upset at how infrequent our coverage of Kris Humphries' gross sex life had become following his tryst with the Star Mitzvah version of Kim Kardashian, never fear.



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Someone from the Bruno movie sent me a short "behind the scenes" clip, which I've included after the jump.

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