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MEGAN FOX HAS A THEORY

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Megan Fox revealed her theory about High School Musical (which she was clearly developing on the set of Transformers above - so pensive.

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MTV TO MAKE STUFF THAT ISN’T IDIOTIC?

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This is one of the episodes from <a href="http://www.privatehighmusical.com/" target="_blank">Private High Musical</a>, an online spoof of Disney's saccharine fake-ass High School Musicals.

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THE MACHINE MOVES ON WITHOUT EFRON

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The gang from High School Musical graduated in the last installment, but no matter, Disney is a machine that controls what kids like and prints money.

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FORMER CHILD ACTORS STILL #1 MENACE

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Animatronics, super-intelligent apes, 20-year-olds with their hair in pigtails like in porno; all these things would be preferable to using child actors.

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YAHOO WINS THE STUPID BOWL

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Zack and Miri Make a Porno failed to steal the top spot from High School Musical over the weekend as its $10.

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EVERY HORROR FILM ABOUT CREEPY KIDS NOW

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This is the trailer for British horror film The Children, which doesn't have a U.

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WEEKEND B.O.: GAY PORN TOPS TORTURE PORN

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No good news again this weekend, with High School Musical 3 hitting number one with $42 million In other news, I'll bet everything I own that the High School Musical franchise will continue, and we know there's going to be a Saw VI because of Scream Queens on VH1 - which "will gather 10 unknown actresses who will vie for an unprecedented prize – a break-out role in Saw VI.

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HS MUSICAL PROJECTION: $40 MILLION+

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High School Musical 3 opens this weekend, and I shit you not, experts are predicting a $40 million-plus opening weekend.

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I LOVE MY GAY SON

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With an intro by Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens, here's the new trailer for High School Musical 3, which will premiere in theaters for the first time.

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DISNEY CORRUPTING CHILDREN: THE POSTER

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The new poster from High School Musical 3: Senior Year, seems to imply that your favorite pseudo celebrities that I've been trying to ignore for the last few years are finally graduating.

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LOHAN JR: GRIST FOR THE WHORE MILL?

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Here's some news for you hardcore filmophiles - <a href="http://www.eonline.com/gossip/planetgossip/detail/index.jsp?uuid=98d2fd1d-7320-405d-b4fc-0df72157dc02&sid=fd-planet" target="_blank">E!</a> reports that Freckletits' little sister is auditioning for High School Musical 3.


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