Posts Tagged: HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

BASKETBALL

You Ever Notice How White Athletes Say The Craziest Things When They Warm Up?

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It seems like only yesterday the worst thing we had to worry about when it came to high school basketball was a couple kids <a href="http://withleather.uproxx.com/2011/12/well-this-is-pretty-darn-disgusting-news">racing to avoid the ookie cookie</a>.

HIGH SCHOOL CHEERLEADERS

This Cheerleader’s Mom Seems Rational

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This past Saturday, the first annual Louisiana High School Athletic Association Cheer and Dance Competition was held in Lake Charles, LA and I can only assume that the spirit fingers were in full effect.

CONNECTICUT

Despite What This Video Says, There Is A Way, Yo

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Taking the Sports-o-sphere by storm today is this video from a Connecticut high school football game between Hillhouse and North Haven.

EVERYTHING IS RACIST

Memes Have No Place In Sports, Bro

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One of the things we love most here at the Uproxx Fortress of Porn Solitude is free porn a good meme.

DEATHS IN SPORTS

It's Hot In Texas. HOW HOT IS IT?

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Texas is in the middle of a heatwave and drought that will take us through 40-plus days of 100-degree-plus weather.

Baseball

Chicago Cubs Sign Donkey Lips

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I wonder if sometimes Major League Baseball scouts get tired of evaluating potential and dissecting physical minutia and just want to say "f**k it" and sign the biggest, fattest, hardest hitting guy they can find.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

He Once Got Busy in a Burger King Bathroom

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61-year old Lakeland High School girls soccer coach Joseph Kovaleski has been arrested for repeatedly exposing his genitals and fondling himself in front of Burger King employees.

Baseball

High School Senior Proves Batting Average is Meaningless Statistic

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This is Rocco Amendola, a senior at Norwin High School in North Huntingdon, PA, who looks a bit like Randy Quaid because he was hit in the face by an errant warmup throw and lost an eye.

AS SEEN ON TV

Hurdle Fail Girls Got A Web Redemption

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<a href="http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips/web-rematch---hurdle-fail-girls">Tosh.0</a>Tags: <a href='http://tosh.comedycentral.com/video-clips'>Tosh.0 Videos</a>,<a href='http://tosh.comedycentral.com/'>Daniel Tosh</a>,<a href='http://tosh.comedycentral.com/segments/web-redemption/'>Web Redemption</a> You probably don't remember those really terrible high school hurdlers from November, but they had a second shot at athletic glory on "Tosh.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

Hurdler’s Problems Inspire The World

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As professional basketball player Dwyane Wade and his endorsements would tell us, “Fall down 7 times, get up 8.

FLORIDA GATORS

Excuse Me, Coming Through

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I was going to write a post boasting about how the Florida Gators have lost three games in a row for the first time since 1988 and how only scoring 7 points against Mississippi State is such a UCF thing to do*, but then I was lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook and I decided that I will let the lizards stew in their own sucky juices for a few more weeks until they inevitably wind up playing UCF in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis and pay me back for my dickish ways.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

Mom Pulls Gun On Volleyball Team. Whoooooa ACE!

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File this under Texas Being Texas: A currently-unidentified woman pulled a gun on a seventh-grade volleyball team last night.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

Swagger Rating: Zero

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The option is one of the great plays in football, which makes it so hard to defend.

ANDREW GOLOTA

‘Sack Tapping’ Bad For Your Junk

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You're not going to believe this, but apparently punching other people in the testicular region can cause lasting damage.

CARS

HS Kids Won’t Face Charges For ‘Beating The Jew’

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A group of California high school students have been reprimanded for a racing game that some referred to as "Beating the Jew.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

Buy Kobe’s High School Yearbooks

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Do you want to buy Kobe Bryant's four high school yearbooks.

DUMBASSES

High School Baseball Player Pees On The Field–During The National Anthem

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A Virginia high school baseball player caused a ruckus when he peed on the baseball field during the national anthem.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

‘Friendship Bracelet’ Is The New ‘Tuck Rule’

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Robin Laird, a California high school pole vaulter, just got jobbed at her league championship track meet when she was disqualified for wearing.

HIGH SCHOOL SPORTS

Mass. HS: ‘We’re Cutting All Sports’

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A Massachusetts school district is threatening to cut its entire athletic program--as well as all other after-school activities--in order to make up a budget shortfall.


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