WOMEN BE FALLING

High School Girl Inspires The World

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I know what you’re thinking – “Burnsy, will you please stop banging my girlfriend and where’s your post about UCF winning the Conference USA championship and your Knights cracking the BCS Top 25 for the first time in program history.

WOMEN BE FALLING

Hurdler’s Problems Inspire The World

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As professional basketball player Dwyane Wade and his endorsements would tell us, “Fall down 7 times, get up 8.

WTF

High School Track Team Is Clever

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What started as a celebration of teen spirit for one Massachusetts high school has turned into the biggest high school track and field promotional sweater scandal in the history of mankind.

whoops

Excuse Me, Coming Through

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I was going to write a post boasting about how the Florida Gators have lost three games in a row for the first time since 1988 and how only scoring 7 points against Mississippi State is such a UCF thing to do*, but then I was lambasted by some of my Gators friends via email and Facebook and I decided that I will let the lizards stew in their own sucky juices for a few more weeks until they inevitably wind up playing UCF in the Liberty Bowl in Memphis and pay me back for my dickish ways.

HIGH SCHOOL TRACK

HS TRACK COACH (YAWN) PLOWS TEENAGE BOY

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It's hard to get outraged over these teacher-does-student stories anymore.


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