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What Is Cake Darnell Looking At? — KSK Kontent Klearinghouse

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Darnell Dockett's birthday cake is pretty trill, but lacks a necessary frosting gator, so I won't be partying with him.

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Dlunk Dliving: Oval The Rimit Undell Allest

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Hines Ward: Velee bad idea to ret Rongrastname firr my vehicerr with arcohor and loofies.

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Hines Wald — He Who is Uncrean!

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Hines Ward: I am no berieve peeper say that numbell one smaltest leceivel arso numbell one dilty prayer.

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THE BEN HAS NEW FAVORITE LATE NIGHT HARF HARF SHOW

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FINALLY THERE IS COMIC WHO SPEAK MY LANGUAGE THE LANGUAGE OF FROZEN CHOCOLATE SPANISH DELIGHT IF YOU WERE A PLAYABLE CHARACTER IN CALL OF DUTY, I WOULD PLAY AS YOUR PLAYABLE CHARACTER I STAND AND CLAP FOR YOU LIKE I DID FOR THE BRON-BRON [Sticks fingers in mouth the try to whistle] PFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTT SINCE YOU ALREADY HAVE JERSEY, WE MAKE ROOM ON ROSTER FOR SIDELINE EMERGENCY QB/CHOCO TACO FUNNYMAN MAYBE YOU USE EXTRA LARGE HAIRCUT TO HELP BLOCK KICKS WHEN DONE BLOCKING KICKS, BACK TO CHOCO TACO JOKES WE HAVE FRONT OFFICE PEOPLE WORK OUT THE TERMS CLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAPCLAP Hines Ward: Rongrastname, why you standing and crapping at terevision.

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Good Niews!

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China Jack weighs in on the Steelers climbing to the mountaintop of championship teams.

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Winnel Speech is No Time to Make Joke, Japanese Asswhore

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You am see this, sterrpid frippant Japanese asswhore.

quick hit

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Arizona Is Finally Getting The Hang Of Football Douchebaggery.

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On Inauguration Weekend, Let’s Put Unity Aside and Hit Each Other in the Mouth

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For all the readers who hate my onslaught of homerism on KSK and want to see me get my comeuppance, today may be your lucky day.

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Chinese Uncurr Need Hit Botter Rittle Ress

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Chinese uncurr keeping watch ovel Steerel lun to Supell Bowr.

yeah yeah vikes cards and broncos panthers are good games too

How You No Rike This Smirre?

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When asked by a reporter why he thinks the Ravens hate everyone's favolite smalt smirretime leceivel, Hines Ward was at a loss.

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Cowboy and Vietcong Much Bettel Than Cowboy And Indian

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Numbell one smaltest leceivel have good week.

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Smirretime Rive Brog Foll Smalt Leceivels

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The Bengals would love nothing more than to exact revenge on Hines Ward.


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