The Thread Count: A Fashionable History Of Wrestling Hippies

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With Spandex's dedicated fashion column looks at the history of pro wrestling's hippies, from Superstar Billy Graham to CJ Parker.


It's Friday So Here's A GIF Tribute To Heroic Girls With Hula Hoops

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One of the best perks of this gig, behind only working in my underwear and making Photoshops of Channing Tatum, is that people often send me very strange links, images and videos under the assumption that I’m into that kind of stuff.


Everyone Stop What You're Doing: We've Got Surfing Goats

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And now for your sort of creepy but also sort of touching story of the day… California dude Dana McGregor originally adopted his pet goat, Goatee, so she could chomp on the foliage around his home.

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Weekend Movie Guide: Find Love Or Save The World

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In Theaters Everywhere: The Lucky One, Think Like a Man Suckling Mother Nature’s Earth Day Teat: Chimpanzee, To the Arctic 3D FilmDrunk Suggests: [FORGET MOVIES.

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Here’s A Pretty Crappy World Record Attempt

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In news that Antonio Cromartie and Travis Henry could appreciate, we’re apparently in the middle of International Cloth Diaper Awareness Week, which is a lead-in to Super Duper Hippie Time Earth Day on Sunday.


Look At These F*#$&@% Hipsters: The 2012 World Naked Bike Ride

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Over the weekend, while we were busy with more important things like Tiger Woods’ knee, Peyton Manning’s jet and Dwight Howard’s flip flops, people were gathering in major cities across the globe to help preserve a better future for our billionaire athletes and us to live in.


Minecraft Gets…Carbon Emissions?


"Minecraft" has rapidly become the most beloved game on the Internet, as it combines two things nerds love: infinitely customizable video games and Lego sets.


More Air Guitar Than Any Man Can Handle

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Over the weekend, dozens of grown adults gathered in Chicago for the 2011 U.

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Bring Your Own Big Wheel Happened

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If it’s not obvious by now, I’m quite fond of the more ridiculous “sports” and games that don’t quite count as professional, or even amateur… hell, sometimes they’re not even sports.


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Is Apple Doomed Without Steve Jobs.


Soul Patrol! Taylor Hicks’s Cruise Ship Busted in Drug Raid

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Taylor Hicks, the gray-haired spaz who is almost but not quite forgotten as a past winner of "American Idol," was scheduled to perform on the worst cruise of all time, but federal officials made a huge drug raid on the boat while it was still docked.


NPR Nancy Crying About Handshakes

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Last time we heard from Grandpa Munster lookalike Frank Deford, he was writing and blabbing for NPR about how trick plays are child abuse.


Quadrocopters Can Be Dirty Hippies, Too


"Kick it over here," said the quadrocopter, before murdering everyone.


Teva Stilettos: For The Sexier Unsexy Outdoors Type

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We've finally found a shoe worse than Dwyane Wade's, and you'll never believe it, but it's made for women.


Another Reason To Hate The Tesla Roadster

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The Tesla Roadster is an electric car powered by over 6,000 lithium-ion batteries.


It’s Your Time To Shine, San Fran

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The San Francisco Giants have ended 56 years of tortured hippie fan tears, as they overcame the tyranny of the Texas Rangers and won the first World Series in the West Coast history of the franchise.


John Milius explains Apocalypse Now, his hatred of hippies

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A three-disc edition of Apocalypse Now hits Blu-Ray this week, and one of the special features is the conversation between director Francis Ford Coppola and writer John Milius, who adapted Joseph Conrad's Heart of Darkness for the screenplay.


Jerry Garcia Will Be Tripping Balls and Watching Baseball in Heaven

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Despite routinely getting a good crowd at home games, the San Francisco Giants have relied on a steady diet of promotional nights to bring in fans.

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