GODDAM HIPSTERS

Yes, Hipsters Are Going To Adult Preschool In Brooklyn

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Time to head to Brooklyn, where you can relive your youth... for a fee.

#Cosplay

Funny And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, some cute, and some awesome.

GODDAM HIPSTERS

These Hipsters’ ‘Baby Come Back’ Selfie Stick Car Singalong Does Not End Well

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There was pretty much only one way for this video to end and we're happy to report that it does deliver.

the hamburglar

The Internet Reacts To McDonald’s New Hipster Hamburglar

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Creepy hipster or total HILF? People seem to be divided about this new Hamburglar.

KENTUCKY DERBY

Katie Nolan Had People Play ‘Derby Horse Or Hipster Band?’ And It’s Tougher Than You Think

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Katie Nolan noticed that derby horse names sound an awful lot like hipster bands, so she decided to make a game out of it.

HIPSTERS

A New Campaign Is Begging New York’s Hipsters To Move To Detroit

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Seriously, they have the best artisan Spam there, you should totally just go. NOW.

beards

Science Has Discovered Why Hipsters Grow Beards

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The hipster beard is inescapable these days... and science has determined, precisely, why.

jimmy kimmel live

Jimmy Kimmel Tricked People At SXSW Into Raving About Bands That Don’t Exist

The newest "Lie Witness News" segment found no shortage of people at SXSW willing to lie about loving bands that don't exist.

HALL AND OATES

Hall And Oates Are Suing An Artisanal Brooklyn Granola Company Over ‘Haulin’ Oats’

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Hall & Oates are NOT AMUSED at a granola company making a pun out of their name.

#Conan

Rainn Wilson Feels That Hipster Foodies Are Signaling The Collapse Of Civilization

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Rainn Wilson doesn't hold back when talking about how much he hates "hipster foodies,' even if he might be one himself.

SPACE JAM

There Will Soon Be A ‘Space Jam’-Inspired Art Show In New York City

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An art exhibit with artwork based around the cult 90's film, Space Jam? Yes please.

GODDAM HIPSTERS

The Mayor Of Seattle Pardoned A ‘Tofurky’ For Thanksgiving, Of Course

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Can you think of anything more 'Seattle' than their mayor pardoning a meatless turkey for Thanksgiving? We can't!

HIPSTERS

We’ve Reached Peak Hipster With These Beard Combs Made Out Of Old Vinyl Records

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Because ya can't go to that DIY show with a messy beard, fellas.

HIPSTERS

Tufts University Is Offering A New Course Called ‘Demystifying The Hipster’

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A Tufts University course that lets students determine what makes us hipsters? Whatever.

#Animals

Watch A Goat Scare The Hipster Right Out Of A Young Lady With One Magnificent Sneeze

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Goats have developed yet another way to win the internet: harass hipsters.

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

JK Rowling Is Writing Match Reports For A Fake Quidditch World Cup

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The spirit of 'Harry Potter' lives on in the sports writing of JK Rowling for the 427th Quidditch World Cup.

#dumb criminals

The ‘Nerdy Bandit’ Terrorizing Portland, Oregon American Apparel Stores Has Finally Been Apprehended

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Portland, Oregon's "Nerdy Bandit" has finally been apprehended after a crime spree dating back to October of 2013.

#gifs

Quicksilver Continues To Look Ridicuous In A Carl’s Jr. Commercial

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The previous Carl's Jr. ad featuring the X-Men was a gift to those with weird fetishes. This one featuring Quicksilver is a gift to... we're not sure whom.


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