GODDAM HIPSTERS

The Mayor Of Seattle Pardoned A ‘Tofurky’ For Thanksgiving, Of Course

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Can you think of anything more 'Seattle' than their mayor pardoning a meatless turkey for Thanksgiving? We can't!

HIPSTERS

Tufts University Is Offering A New Course Called ‘Demystifying The Hipster’

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A Tufts University course that lets students determine what makes us hipsters? Whatever.

#Animals

Watch A Goat Scare The Hipster Right Out Of A Young Lady With One Magnificent Sneeze

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Goats have developed yet another way to win the internet: harass hipsters.

TOTALLY NOT SPORTS RELATED

JK Rowling Is Writing Match Reports For A Fake Quidditch World Cup

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The spirit of 'Harry Potter' lives on in the sports writing of JK Rowling for the 427th Quidditch World Cup.

#dumb criminals

The ‘Nerdy Bandit’ Terrorizing Portland, Oregon American Apparel Stores Has Finally Been Apprehended

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Portland, Oregon's "Nerdy Bandit" has finally been apprehended after a crime spree dating back to October of 2013.

#gifs

Quicksilver Continues To Look Ridicuous In A Carl’s Jr. Commercial

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The previous Carl's Jr. ad featuring the X-Men was a gift to those with weird fetishes. This one featuring Quicksilver is a gift to... we're not sure whom.

new york times

‘Monocles Are Back!,’ Says The New York Times And A Ridiculous British Hipster Expert

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Stop what you're doing and read this New York Times article about hipsters all over the world trying to bring monocles back.

pitchfork

The 10 Most Hipster Bands You’ve Never Heard Of

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You've probably like these hipster bands, if you knew who they were.

spike lee

Spike Lee Went On A Seven-Minute Rant Against ‘Motherf*cking Hipsters’ In Brooklyn Last Night

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"They can’t even afford f*ckin’, motherf*ckin’ Williamsburg now because of motherf*ckin’ hipsters."

#Batman

Do You Want To Hang With The Hipster X-Men? Maybe Get A Beer With Hipster Batman?

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Artist Phillip Sevy put together this amazing Hipster Batman and Hipster X-Men pieces, putting hipster Quicksilver to shame yet again this week.

#.lol

Quicksilver Memes Were Inevitable After That ‘X-Men: Days Of Future Past’ Photo

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Yesterday's photo of Evan Peters as Quicksilver in 'X-Men: Days Of Future Past' has rightly been lambasted by internet jokesters.

#.lol

This Hipster Remake Of ‘American Psycho’ Doesn’t Care How Good You Think It Is

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Creative agency Flickering Wall pays tribute to American Psycho with a well-done hipster remake.

POETRY

Meanwhile, In Brooklyn: Girl Tearfully Frolics In Kiddie Pool Filled With Milk While Reciting Poetry

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"This girl actually just rolls around in an inflatable pool full of milk, whilst pouring a 40 full of milk all over herself, whilst reciting a bizarre poem."

#COSPLAY

Funny, Sexy, And Awesome Cosplay Of The Week

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It's that time of the week when we post a mixed bag of intriguing cosplay we've spotted recently. Some sexy, some funny, some cute, and some awesome.

#Miley Cyrus

Cocaine Eyes: 15 Of Terry Richardson’s Most Ridiculous Photos, Explained

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Terry Richardson is an inexplicably popular photographer. Here are 10 of his famous subjects and their absolutely ridiculous poses.

st. louis

St. Louis Now Has Hipsters And The Local News Is ON IT!

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It was bound to happen eventually: hipsters have invaded St. Louis, the whitest city in America. Take it away, local news!

urban farming

Hipster ‘Urban Farmers’ Are Responsible For Homeless Chickens Across The United States

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Calling themselves "urban farmers", hipsters throughout the U.S. are responsible for the increased homelessness of chickens intended for egg-laying.


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