Badasses

Gene Hackman slapped a hobo who called his wife a C

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Gene Hackman, who's 82 now, isn't one those guys whose personal life is all over the news, and one of the few stories we've heard about him was from the set of Royal Tenenbaums, where he reportedly told Wes Anderson to "<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/10/bill-murray-had-to-protect-wes-anderson-from-gene-hackman" target="_blank">pull up your pants and act like a man</a>.

BURGLARY

LL Cool J broke a hobo's jaw

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LL Cool J's music career pre-dated gangster rap and now he plays a cop on a bland TV show, but that doesn't mean he won't still beat you to a pulp if he catches you trying to steal his stuff.

BIOGRAPHY

What’s on Tonight: Golden-Voiced Hobo

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Biography: Ted Williams (BIO) -- No no no: not Ted Williams, the greatest hitter in major league history, Marine Corps pilot, champion fisherman, and legendary irascible grump.

ELEPHANT PORN

Review: Water for Elephants wins my heart via circus porn

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/12/rpattz-steals-reese-witherspoon-from-christoph-waltz" target="_blank">Water for Elephants</a>.

CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Famous Panhandler To Sell Famous Panhandling Accoutrements

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Golden-voiced panhandler Ted Williams is having a fire.

Fox

America’s Next Top Hobo

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This "news" report from Indianapolis's Fox 59 is less than three minutes long, but it took me almost ten minutes to watch it.

CBS

Everything’s Comin’ Up Hobo!

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Ted Williams, <a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2011/01/hire-this-hobo" target="_self">the homeless man with the incredible golden voice</a>, appeared on the CBS "Early Show" this morning, and this interview (video below) is so touching that it very nearly melted the ice surrounding my withered black heart.

HOBOS

Storm Troopers on a Subway Train

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<a href="http://filmdrunk.uproxx.com/2010/05/improv-everywheres-ghostbusters-stunt-at-nypl" target="_blank">Improv Everywhere</a>'s latest stunt involved dressing up like Storm Troopers (.

Big Brotha Thunda

Nominee For FTW 2009: Hobos On YouTube

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While visiting <a href="http://themegatrondon2.com/2009/03/24/i-feel-like-dying/">Justin's</a> earlier, I ran into this gem.

BILL BELICHICK

BELICHICK ON MANNING: KIND OF A P—Y

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The Pats and Colts meet on Sunday Night in what is almost certainly Peter King’s “alone in the control room with no pants on” game of the week.

Jamie Foxx

FOXX AND DOWNEY IN HOBO MOVIE

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Cocky A-hole Jamie Foxx and awesome drug-taker Roberty Downey Jr.


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