HOC KEY?

‘BLACK GUYS DON’T PLAY HOCKEY’

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Ryan Parker does it again with "Black Guys Don't Play Hockey," where the Cincinnati-based songwriter opines on the merits of the Caucasian genome and an all-black NHL.

NHL

NHL WANTS TO BAN CAM JANSSEN

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HockeyFights.com has a great catalog of online video from last night's.

TEAM USA

JUST FOR KICKS…A SLED HOCKEY BRAWL

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Deadspin dug up footage from some paralympic ice hockey game titled Fugledansen, which I guess is the kind of dancin' one does when his fugles don't work anymore.

TORONTO MAPLE LEAFS

YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG

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Dominic Moore of the Toronto Maple Leafs has a momentary lapse of concentration and forgets what sport he's playing, which is unusual, because they don't play too many sports on a white sheet of ice.

NHL

NHL GOES BACKWARD AGAIN…THIS TIME FOR FUN

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Seriously, I don't know how anyone can characterize black-and-white TV as "fun.

NHL

‘DICKIE, THEY’VE ALREADY BUILT THE RINK!’

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I'm still not sure why the NHL has decided to anoint January 1st as their showcase day when every casual sports fan is going to be watching college football instead.

OLYMPICS

BULGARIA IS TOO WEAK!

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In case you're still gripped by Olympics fever weeks after the closing of the Games in Beijing, qualifiers for the 2010 Winter Olympics are already underway.

ksk commenter drafts

Commenter Draft: Entrance Music

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There have been times when I've wanted my own entrance music.

HOC KEY?

COOL HOCKEY GOAL

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I know that title is an oxymoron, but is was devised by a sober Irishman:I could have done that when I was 9, except I had 3 newspaper routes to service.

POLICE BLOTTER

FATHER OF THE YEAR!

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Hockey legend Guy Lafleur ("the flower" - what a queer.

NHL

EMMY ROSSUM SOMETHING HOCKEY

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Emmy Rossum sang the National Anthem at the New Jersey Devils' game the other night, which is pretty important news because she's hot and just turned 21 last month.

POLICE BLOTTER

ICE DANCER SORRY ABOUT KILLING THAT GUY

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Ice dancers Maxim Staviski and Albena Denkova have won the last two world championships in their sport.

SAINT ANDREW'S NET

HOCKEY PLAYERS SUSPENDED FOR BLACKFACE

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Four hockey players from Colorado College have been reprimanded, suspended for two weeks, and placed on disciplinary probation for their turn at a team event in which the offending parties donned wigs and blackface.

JAPAN

THE JAPANESE ARE NOT SO GOOD AT HOCKEY

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It's so strange to see the Japanese play a normal sport.

SORRY ABOUT THE DUDES IN SPEEDOS

LOVE HOCKEY BUT HATE ICE? PROBLEM SOLVED

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In honor of the awesomeness that is the Stanley Cup Finals, let us turn our eyes to another form of hockey: underwater hockey, also called Octopush.

HOC KEY?

PARIS HILTON IS A HOCKEY LEGEND

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Paris Hilton's physical feats go beyond dancing on tables and stuffing cocks anywhere they'll fit.

NHL

STEVE CARELL IS GOOD AT HOCKEY

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This video from the FanHaus is the best hockey clip I've seen since that one dude wearing skates punched that other dude.

SEXY SCANDALS

‘FILTHY’ MESSAGES FORCE COACH TO RESIGN

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Tom Mutch, the coach of Boston College's excellent women's hockey team, resigned after it was discovered he received sexually explicit text messages from star player Kelli Stack (sexily pictured in action against Harvard), a freshman.

NHL

HOCKEY FIGHT: ANYTHING IS A WEAPON

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This amazing hockey fight between Scott Niedermayer ("Niedermayer!") and some ugly chick named Valeri happened like a month ago, but I just saw it on the Postmen, and there are some important lessons to be learned here:Ladies, remember: your sweater is a weapon.


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